HDC The Movie Part 7ero

[ferretchucker]

Thanks. I'm hoping that this one will get to about 4 pages long. And don't worry, you will make an appearance hammer. You will!

[hammerfan]

*claps hands like a little kid* Yay!!! :D

[ferretchucker]

Hehehe. Thanks for the support. I have a lot of maths homework to get through but if I finish it with some time left, I'll write another (Short) part.

[hammerfan]

Yes, please, make sure you finish your homework! God, now you have me sounding like a Mom again!

[ferretchucker]

better get used to it!

[ferretchucker]

You might want to read this before you read this part. Scroll down to post 106

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...t=30740&page=3

The helicopter is shown on the ground, both doors open. There is blood everywhere. The camera pans out to show it to be in some woods. Suddenly, Zero emerges from the helicopter. He sniffs the air and looks around for a moment, then runs off. Fade to a small hut in the woods. Bwind is sitting in it, smoking whilstwatching television. There are some squirrels running around the floor and walls. One of themruns onto Bwinds leg.

Bwind: Big mistake.

In a flash, he moves forward, grabs it and breaks it's neck. He throws it to his side where a pile of dead squirrels can be seen. A loud bang can be heard and he looks out his window. A van can seen driving by. Cut to the van. Rod and Massacre Man are inside it.

Massacre Man: Alright, now will you tell me where the fuck we're going and why the fuck I'm driving there.

Cut back to the inside of the hut. Bwind takes the ciggarette out of his mouth and throws it to the floor.

Bwind: Get out of my fucking woods.

He stands up, picks up a dead squirrel and puts it in his pocket. He then gets a rifle off the wall and walks outside. He sees a girl, Kasey, walk through the woods. He hides behind a tree.

Bwind: Women are only good for makin' babies, and I don't feel like having a crying crap factory to look after for the next few years.

Bwind aims his gun at her. The sound of the hut door closing can be heard. He turns around and starts running.

Bwind: What the fuck is this? Target central? I'm gonna pump some lead today!

He gets to the cabin and opens the door quickly, holding his gun ready to shoot. Nobody is in there. He takes a few steps forward and the camera pans around to see zero holding onto the roof. The monkey lets out a shriek and drops down. He grabs onto Bwind's shoulders and tries biting his neck. Bwind punches the monkey.

Bwind: Looks like all that blood has given you a nice red colour. Too bad nobody else will get to see it.

He holds his rifle out so it's touching Zero's neck. Zero spits in Bwind's face. Bwind closes his eyes for a second and fires the gun. After wiping away the spit, he opens his eyes. There is a huge hole in his door and nobody is there. He looks around the cabin, then runs back outside. He spots some red out of the corner of his eye. He spins round and pulls the trigger. Nothing fires. He looks down at his gun, but by then Zero has jumped at him. There is a large fistfight with kicking, screaming and blood. Eventually, zero falls to the ground.

Bwind: You're out of your league Zero. I thought I taught you before. I'm better. Without me, you wouldn't be where you are today. I created you.
That's why I don't want to kill you. But who cares?

Zero stands up. Bwind puns towards him, fist raised. Zero jumps out of the way just as Bwind swings. Zero then pushes Bwind forward, onto the large spiked branch that Zero was standing in front of. Bwind looks down.

Bwind: Your mum.

Zero grabs onto Bwind's neck and twists, then carries on twisting until it's done a full circle. Suddenly, Rod and Massacre Man are visible, running through the woods. Zero jumps up into the trees and begin following them.

[hammerfan]

I gotta hand it to you, FC, this is really good!

[ferretchucker]

Thanks. My other film in this branch wasn't too good.


Take a look if you want.

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=30968

[ferretchucker]

Let's start bringing back our favourite characters!

Massacre Man is sitting in his house. The sound of Barney singing can be heard on the television. It's daytime and he hears some loud laughing out in the street and a bottle smashing. He looks out the window.

Massacre Man: Fucking new neighbors! Jenna only died two days ago and now they're already in!

A woman is just going into the door before Massacre Man can get a good look at her and she's followed in by the new neighbor, Crabapple. They're both clearly drunk.

Massacre Man: I'm fucking shattered.

He lays down on his sofa and goes to sleep. He's in a cave. The sound of screaming can be heard. He looks down and there is blood leaking from his chest. He's looks up and sees a strange man with a gun. Suddenly, he's back in the room. Rod and Illdojo are standing on the other side of the room, looking out the window. It's night.

Rod: Wow. Is that three hours they've been at it?

Illdojo: Three and a half. Give them they're props.

Rod: Props? Why do they need props? Are they making a movie?

Illdojo: Shut the fuck up.

Illdojo turns around and sees Massacre Man staring at him.

Illdojo: Good! You're awake! Your neighbors are fucking love machines. HE must be doing something hard coz she's screaming pretty loud.

Massacre Man: That's fucking it! I've had enough of this shit. Yesterday I found a thong and about thirty broken bottles in my yard. They're fucking dead.

He picks up his coat and goes over to their house. He knocks on the door. Crab answers it. The groans of a woman can be heard upstairs.

Crab: Hey man! That girl is doing some weird poo nuts! She's shitting out of the wrong hole and it looks like a baby!

Massacre Man: Not this shit again! One thing. It doesn't look like an egg does it?

Crab: Ew. You're random.

Massacre Man runs up the stairs of the house. He goes into a room and sees a woman on the floor screaming.

Massacre Man: What the hell? I remember you! You're the girl!

Hammerfan: Help me!

Crab: Random guy, this is Hammerfan. She's got a funny way of pooping!

Massacre Man: Call a fucking ambulance!

Crab: The stupid cars with backwards letters! Why?

Massacre Man: Just do it!

Hammerfan screams out.

Massacre Man: I didn't know you were pregnant!

Hammerfan: I wasn't! It just happened a minute ago! What's happening to me?

Massacre Man: I don't know...I thought you were dead! Disease took your body away...

At the name Disease, Hammerfan winces.

Massacre Man: Where is Disease? He might know what's happening.

HammerFan lets out a huge shriek and suddenly the top of a babie's head is visible. It's really hairy. She screams again and the rest of it's body comes out.

Massacre Man: Oh shit...

The baby on the floor is covered in fur. It has yellow eyes and large sharp teeth. It's feet are mishapen and one of it's front hand's appears to be a paw. It has a half formed tail and pointy ears.

Massacre Man: You might not want to loo-

He looks at Hammerfan. She's got yellow eyes now and sharp teeth. She growls.

Massacre Man: Oh fuck...

[ferretchucker]

Some comments would be nice.

:)