Livin' it HDC (The Horror.Com Soap)

[ferretchucker]

you and massacre will ease yourselves in over the next few episodes. Just like __V__ did.

[missmacabre]

aww thanks cutie. I like how you include everyone in this.

[crabapple]

It's a tough job, looks like! He even put some of the old hoochie poochie in there.

[Freak]

Wonder what kind of crazy antics me,the knife, and the nun are going to get into?

[Psycom5k]

Woman: We're suing you for $700,000. We found a judge.

__V__: What? Why?

Woman: Because of your wet floor without a wet floor sign, our psycom died. see you in court.

__V__ = Pwnt

:D

[bleeding_angelgirl]

is this supposto be a soap or a horror movie, ooooo ooooo you could make it a cross over,

[tic]

Congrats on your award ferret.

[ferretchucker]

thanks tic. I didn't know I had one til that post.

[ferretchucker]

This episode will hopefully satisfy you all. It's the final episode.



Opening credits role. Fade into XtRaVa's house. It's night time. Fade into the bedroom. XtRaVa and Horrorobsessed are asleep. A noise is heard downstairs. Horrorobsessed wakes up.

Horrorobsessed: X? X, did you here that? Wake up.

XtRaVa: Wha-?

Horrorobsessed: I heard a noise downstairs.

He roles over.

Horrorobsessed: Get up. Go and have a look.

XtRaVa: But I'm having fun.

Horrorobsessed: Doing what?

XtRaVa: Sleeping.

Horrorobsessed: Hurry up. The bat's in the cupboard.

They both get up and go downstairs. XtRaVa opens the kitchen door. He turns on the light.

XtRaVa: See. Nothing.

Suddenly, phantomstranger bursts out of the cupboard. He's brandishing a knife. He slices XtRaVa's throat. Horrorobsessed creams and runs to the front door. She tries opening it but it's locked and the key isn't in the door. Cut to an outside view and, by the light of the kitchen behind her, phantom's black figure can be seen stabbing her. She falls down and he creeps back into the house. Fade to the orphanage.

Nun: Freak! Freak! Bed time.

She looks around. Freak can't be seen anywhere. The bathroom window is open. Fade to the police station. Mothman and Tic are sitting in a small office.

Mothman: How could they still be out there.

Tic: We'll get the sack if they're not found in three days.

Freak walks in, crying.

Tic: What the? Sillis? Sillis!

There's no answer.

Tic: Hello. What's wrong? Come and tell me outside. This place is off limits.


They walk out the door. Mothman looks around. Tic's cell phone starts ringing.

Mothman: Tic. Cell. Tic?

He gets up and walks out into the main hallway. It's empty. He goes into the front room. The dead bodies of Tic and Sillis (the desk worker) are on the floor. Freak is standing there with a knife in his hand.

Mothman: Oh my god...no. NOOOOO!!!!!

He reaches for his gun. He's hit on the head from behind. Dudeguadalupe is standing there, next to bloodrayne, holding a table leg.

Dudeguadalupe: Leave my son alone.

Fade to the outside. It's morning. Posher, Zero, massacreman and missmacabre are standing, talking to each other.

Massacreman: So I told him to leave and he did.

Zero: Poor N- wait! I know this isn't the time but, did anybody else here the news?

Missmacabre: No.

Zero: A parralel universe has been found. It's the same but different. They have a different name for their version of our planet.

Posher: What was it?

Zero: I forgot.

Dante, jenna and Vod run up to the group.

Dante: We have to get out of here. Now. Their's been an accident at the police station.

Bloodrayne: NO ACCIDENT!!!

She's holding a pistol. She fires at Jennas head, then Posher.

Dante: Please...no!!!!

He starts running. Freak runs after him and slices his leg with the knife. He then goes insane on him. Dude's holding a chain. He swings it round and hits Zero over he head with it. He fals to the floor. Hammer steps outside the shop. Phantomstranger appears behind her and pulls her back inside. Her screams are heard. When everybody is killed and scarecrow, VC, Phantom, Disease and the resthave turned up, Bloodrayne gets something out of her pocket.

Bloodrayne: Whilst you lot where off killing people, I was preparing. I travelled to New Mexico. Got this.

Dude: Know what it is?

They all look puzzled, then Scarecrow speaks.

Scarecrow: It can't be. That's a ghost bomb.

Bloodrayne: Exactly.

Scarecrow: That thing can take down and building. Big or small. It's called a ghost because it "Haunts" one place. It knows where to be and where not to.

Bloodrayne: Say bye bye to the police station.

She rolls it in. The building makes a strange rumbling after a loud bang, then it falls. There's flaming debree everywhere. The wreckage has a huge fire in the middle of it.

Scarecrow: Let's go.

Dude: Where?

In the background, Ferret can be seen, holding a shotgun, slowly wheeling himself toards them. He loads. Suddenly, murderdoll drops from the top of a house, takes the wheelchair and pushes it.

MD: MOVE!!!

They scatter. She pushes it into the huge flames. Ferret's screams fill every viewers surround sound. They're all looking at the wreckage when a red jeep drives nito the street. Bloodrayne fires her gun at it. Then again. Then the tires. It skids, turns, then topples. It rolls a few times, crushing several of the group. Only two get up. Bloodrayne and freak. Freak smiles. Out of the car, Newb appears. He draws a screw driver and thrusts it into Freaks head. He falls to the floor, smiling. Bloodrayne yells and fires the gun. It just clicks.

Newb: Got bullets?

Bloodrayne: I'll Kill you!!!

Newb: What you gonna do? SHoot me in the head. Got no bullets bitch.

The camera zooms out to space. The planet is square. An astronaut, talking on his radio flies infront of the screen.

Astronaut: So they called this parrell place, Eearf?

Huston: No. Earth.

Closing credits role.



Understand? I don't. Well, I do. You must've guessed. Everyone was so out of character. Back to normal tommorow. I just had to have some killings, some explosions and an alternative ending to the fugitive storyline. And everything on readers row. No, this isn't the final episode. I just said that so you'd think it was and that I was just closing everything down.

[Dude Guadalupe]

Not bad, edge of your seat type stuff.