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Old 09-13-2007, 09:27 AM
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Well some of here don't have testicles, I mean I do but they are very small almost peanut size, maybe BB's. But maybe you like grabbing men's junk who knows?! :D So what are you going to do to the females?
Run away and hide
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:28 AM
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Well some of here don't have testicles, So what are you going to do to the females?
Maybe this means that he doesn't hold the females accountable for the gorilla extinction :p
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:17 PM
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zero will be fine....and now he has a steady job.:D

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Old 09-13-2007, 01:42 PM
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Maybe this means that he doesn't hold the females accountable for the gorilla extinction :p
for the wmen, I will punch their ovaries and rip off their chesticles.
































































Nothing personal. :D
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:51 PM
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Apes:
Chimp
Orangutan
Gorilla
Gibbon

Prosimians:
Lemurs

Homonids:
Humans

Monkeys:
Everything else



That should sum up all the primates. Learn it, know it, love it. If you dont get that a chimp isnt a monkey, you are an idiot and should be covered in honey and fed to capybaras and molerats (big HUGE teeth on both)
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Old 09-13-2007, 02:06 PM
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Apes, chimps,cheeseburgers,cheeseburgs,potatoe,potato... .....it matters not.


What really is important....I just got news today.....Stone brewery will be shipping their beer to my state as of Sept. 26th. No more 15 minute car rides.....I can now get me some Arrogant Bastard right here in my own home town.





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Old 09-13-2007, 05:48 PM
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but i think i'll survive (even with my BB testicles)
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Old 09-13-2007, 07:01 PM
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for the wmen, I will punch their ovaries and rip off their chesticles.

Nothing personal. :D
LMFAO, that was probley the funniest thing I have heard all week. Glad to hear that you will be ok Zero, I haven't heard from you all day, I thought..... nevermind the point is your still here :D
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:29 PM
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Dude, don't mess with a monkey, they may not be big but most of them can break off your arm.... and have a poo-shootin Ak47
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Old 09-14-2007, 04:58 AM
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i like the automatic AK because it goes:

poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo

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