Livin' it HDC (The Horror.Com Soap)

[Zero]

Originally Posted by VampiricClown

Very nice. I finally made an apperance. And it's kind of funny...I'm really am working at a grocery store now. :eek:

weren't you the guy squeezing the charmin??

[VampiricClown]

Originally Posted by Zero

weren't you the guy squeezing the charmin??

Nah, that was the other guy that works with me....Wait....I'm the only male working there. You must have seen one of the perverted girls up there. :eek:

[Psycom5k]

Originally Posted by VampiricClown

Nah, that was the other guy that works with me....Wait....I'm the only male working there. You must have seen one of the perverted girls up there. :eek:

The only male working with a bunch of perverted girls.... lucky bastard.

[VampiricClown]

Originally Posted by Psycom5k

The only male working with a bunch of perverted girls.... lucky bastard.

Needless to say, my girlfriend doesn't like it at all.

[massacre man]

Originally Posted by bloodrayne

Yes, this really is kinda fun...But...

Can't we just kill random strangers?...I mean, do we HAVE to kill the people we really like?...Why take the ones we love the most (well, Kemal to a slightly lesser degree, but he's still pretty cool :p)?...

Instead of killing them, couldn't we just seriously maim them, disfigure them, give them amnesia, keep them tied up in a dungeon, inflict them with a nasty disease or a flesh eating bacteria?...You know, cuz we LOVE them :D


EDIT: Oh, and...Are we working on a way to bring Newb back yet? :(

Can't I just die on his grave and my energy seeps through the ground and into him so that he comes back?...But, he'd be all evil now, because he'd be fueled by MY energy...MUAHAHAHA

See that Newb?...I'm willing to die for you...*muah* :p

EDIT #2: AND...Newb would have this strange attraction to Dude now, and it would totally creep them BOTH out...hahaha...Could make for a lot of awkward, funny moments

I liked cutting VampiricClown's face. One less person that's prettier than me.

[VampiricClown]

Originally Posted by massacre man

I liked cutting VampiricClown's face. One less person that's prettier than me.

Haha, so you liked giving me an injury, huh?

[massacre man]

Originally Posted by VampiricClown

Haha, so you liked giving me an injury, huh?

If it moves me up a spot on the "World's Prettiest people" list, sure. Now I'm number 5,999,999,992.

[VampiricClown]

Originally Posted by massacre man

If it moves me up a spot on the "World's Prettiest people" list, sure. Now I'm number 5,999,999,992.

Hmmmm...I wonder what number I'm at. :eek:

[horrorchic]

I think that it would only move you up one. You will need to kill a lot of people to even get to the thousands.

[massacre man]

Originally Posted by VampiricClown

Hmmmm...I wonder what number I'm at. :eek:

Before I cut the shit out of you: 7
After I cut the shit out of you: 5,999,999,993