Livin' it HDC (The Horror.Com Soap)

[ferretchucker]

he's like newb, few can find fault with him. Hmmm....speaking of NEwb...I think I got a storyline for __V__...

[tic]

Mmm, just think. If had been here a few weeks ago I may have been in this, or most likely NOT!

* I mean how would my character fit in here, now let me see ....... towards the end of the episode, a mysterious stranger is seen sitting in a bar. He takes a number of photos from his pocket, spreads them out onto the counter. "I'll fix 'em, wait and see", he whispers.
The sound of 'Bring your daughter to the slaughter' by Iron Maiden, plays in the background. Credits roll.



Anyways good going - I am suitably impressed.

[crabapple]

Yes, it is good. It's been improving and he even put some little touches in there like hoochie poochie...actually with something like this you need a cat or two wandering around in the background, if you drop some food the cat will eat it and it helps keep the area clean, cats are nature's janitors

[ferretchucker]

thanks. I might be able to get you in tic. I'm going to tell you lot a secret about tonights episode. It will be in white below the word Poo-nuts so don't look if you don't wanna know!
Poo-nuts

one of our favourite policemen will die and need a replacement. But which one will it be???

[tic]

looked! :eek:

[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role with new footage. Fade into the middle of Readers Row. VampiricClown is shown walking into the alleyway. It zooms into behind him and he stacks the boxes once more. He walks into the shop and stands behind the counter. Horrorobsessed walks in.

HO: Hi Vamp, got any milk? XtRaVa's out on a buisness trip and didn't tell me he was taking the last bit.

VC: Yep, somebody must've put the chocomilk infront.

He moves the bottles of chocolate milk to reveal several milk bottles.

HO: Thanks.

He serves her then she leaves. VC walks into the back room. He goes up the stairs into his small apartment. In his living room, tied up are the two policemen. Kemal is unconscious.

Mothman: They know we're missing by now. Tehy'll ask you questions and you'll mess up. Let us go now and we might give you a chance!

VC: I hate to break it to you but the police came in this morning. They asked me some questions, then told me they're sorry to bother me and left. I don't think they have a clue.

Kemal stirs, then wakes up.

Kemal: Please...please just let us go! I have a wife and kids! Just let me go! Think of them.

VC: You're pathetic.

He spits on them then walks back downstairs. Fade to Yuki's. __V__ is ringning the bell.

__V__: Everybody quiet! Shut up! As you all know, the old owner of this bar was killed. I have just been told, that his killer has been sentenenced to life, as has the woman who set this up. I started a fund the day he died, to help out his girlfriend and other family. The Newb fund has raised $790. The minute we reack $1000, everybody in the bar at the time gets a free drink...from the store.

Ferretchucker: Bloody hell!

Posher: I might donate $210 right now!

Dante: The store has 76% proof in it supposedly.

__V__: Yes it does. At least, the weak drinks in there do.

Posher: Oh my god. Newb spent years collecting them! He never gave away a drop. He said he'd only let people have some when...he...died.

__V__: Exactly. Now, are you gonna donate some money?

Ferretchucker: How about...I give you my car and you have everything in the store?

__V__: I saw your car being sold this morning. Nice try. $850! Keep on raising!

Fade into the police station and bloodrayne is sitting on her bed.

Bloodrayne: Dude should be coming home in a few days.

Murderdoll: You call this...home?

Bloodrayne: Hey...I just remembered. Wasn't there somebody called...Scarecrow in here?

Policeman: He escaped...the day of your assault. We'll catch him. We'll get him.

Bloodrayne: What did he do?

Murderdoll: He was a cop killer, girl raper and kidnapper. He burnt down houses for fun.

Policeman: Quite in there. I said we'll catch him.

The door into the cells area swings open. Somebody rushes in. It's a policewoman.

Policewoman: We found him! Jenna and her team just found a place where he was hiding out. The dogs have got his scent now!

Policeman: Told you...

Fade back into VC's Groceries. Massacreman is in there. He's got a potato and a back of rice.

MM: Which is a better side dish?

VC: I'd go with the rice. You can flavour it with anything.

A muffled noise is heard.

MM: What was that?

It makes the sound again.

VC: Dog.

MM: Fine.

He buys the rice then leaves. VC goes back upstairs.

VC: I told you to shut up!

Mothman: HELP! HELP!!!!!

VC: THAT IS IT!

HE draws a knife from his pocket. HE pushes over to the two tied up cops. Mothman and kemal both jolt upwards. They just hit VC and knock him over. The knife goes in his hand.

VC: I'll kill you!!!

He gets up holding the knife in his bloodied hand. Massacremans voice is heard from downstairs.

MM: VC! My rice just split open! Can I get a new bag?

Mothman shouts out.

MM: Is everything okay up there?

He walks up the stairs. He sees the commotion and runs over to VC, pushing him into a table. He picks up the knife and begins hacking away at the ropes. VC and him have a short fight in which MM stabs him in the shoulder and slashes the side of his face. He cuts the ropes off while VC is on the floor screaming. Mothman stands up just as VC runs up to tackle him. Kemal pushes him out of the way and is tackled himself. Both fly out the window, Mothman watches in horror as kemals head hits the edge of XtRaVa's house where the roof meets the wall. Both lay on the ground. VC is stirring whilst Kemal lay motionless on the floor, with a very bloody head.

Mothman: No...NNNOOOO!!!!!!!

MM: Stay with them! I'll get the other police!

A short slow motion montage with some sad music in the background. It fades from MM running into the station and running out with some cops, to Yuki's bar where everyone is cheering as __V__ rings the bell, to HO in XtRaVas house sending a text on her phone to zero saying sorry, then finally to Mothan by kemals side, shouting into the sky and several people crowding around. Everything stops and the screen goes blank. Suddenly, Scarecrows face appears on the screen and begins laughing manically. Ending credits role.

[VampiricClown]

Very nice. I finally made an apperance. And it's kind of funny...I'm really am working at a grocery store now. :eek:

[crabapple]

It's good. I like the part with the laughing face. that's messed up

[bloodrayne]

Yes, this really is kinda fun...But...

Can't we just kill random strangers?...I mean, do we HAVE to kill the people we really like?...Why take the ones we love the most (well, Kemal to a slightly lesser degree, but he's still pretty cool :p)?...

Instead of killing them, couldn't we just seriously maim them, disfigure them, give them amnesia, keep them tied up in a dungeon, inflict them with a nasty disease or a flesh eating bacteria?...You know, cuz we LOVE them :D


EDIT: Oh, and...Are we working on a way to bring Newb back yet? :(

Can't I just die on his grave and my energy seeps through the ground and into him so that he comes back?...But, he'd be all evil now, because he'd be fueled by MY energy...MUAHAHAHA

See that Newb?...I'm willing to die for you...*muah* :p

EDIT #2: AND...Newb would have this strange attraction to Dude now, and it would totally creep them BOTH out...hahaha...Could make for a lot of awkward, funny moments

[crabapple]

Could you have maybe several people fuse together into one monster, like it has six arms and a bunch of heads and things, and it fights the scarecrow with swords like in Sinbad??