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Old 08-31-2007, 03:44 AM
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A Serial Killer walks into a bar.







No one walks out.


Sounds more like a mass murderer than a serial killer....;)
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Old 08-31-2007, 03:50 AM
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Sounds more like a mass murderer than a serial killer....;)
Oh right.My bad.
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Wal-Mart greeter..
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman
stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't."
"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you f%$#@* blind, or just f%#$#@ stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice."
"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
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Old 08-31-2007, 02:50 PM
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very good one and all.
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Old 09-01-2007, 06:53 AM
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very good one and all.
ok - light humor -

"a wave and a particle walk into a bar . . . "
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Old 09-01-2007, 08:05 AM
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LMAO! Wow! that was great!


Two monkeys walk into a bar. They get alchohol poisoning and die. Horribly.
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Old 09-01-2007, 08:13 AM
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which is the opening of HDC IV: DRUNK MONKEYS OF THE LIVING DEAD
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Old 09-01-2007, 08:18 AM
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this series is getting like the jaws ones. First two good. Third very mediocre. Fourth...Well. It was 100 on IMDB's Bottom 100 films. Maybe we should stop at a trilogy.
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Old 09-02-2007, 05:42 PM
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this series is getting like the jaws ones. First two good. Third very mediocre. Fourth...Well. It was 100 on IMDB's Bottom 100 films. Maybe we should stop at a trilogy.
NOOOOOO

more monkey sequels . . . i want more monkey sequels!!!!
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Old 09-03-2007, 08:19 AM
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come on. That idiot director of number three ruined your entire character.
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