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Old 08-22-2007, 12:34 PM
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Anyone else got any jokes? Maybe some American jokes.........Common lets hear some funnies.:D
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:46 PM
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A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine" he told her.
She asked," how long will it be before I can have a normal sex life doctor?"
The surgeon seemed alarmed.

"What's the matter doctor? I will be alright, won't I?"

He replied," yes, you'll be ok, I just never heard anyone ask that after getting their tonsils out."
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Old 08-22-2007, 04:29 PM
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Old 08-22-2007, 04:35 PM
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A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine" he told her.
She asked," how long will it be before I can have a normal sex life doctor?"
The surgeon seemed alarmed.

"What's the matter doctor? I will be alright, won't I?"

He replied," yes, you'll be ok, I just never heard anyone ask that after getting their tonsils out."


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Old 08-22-2007, 04:50 PM
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I got the "teeving" one, that's it.
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:01 PM
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light humour as in not very funny?
HaHa...That was funnier than the 'jokes'

It's like a commercial...

"LIGHT Humor...Now with 99% less funny"...:D
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:36 PM
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OK MY BAD.
I forget that the good people of the United Kingdoms of Englandland have the BEST SENSE OF HUMOUR IN THE WORLD.........PERIOD.

You Americans do try....I bless you all for trying.

Prove me wrong. Prove to the world how funny Americans could be.;) :D
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Old 08-23-2007, 03:10 AM
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I got some unfunny ones?? *sound of crickets* :(
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Old 08-23-2007, 07:42 AM
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OK MY BAD.
I forget that the good people of the United Kingdoms of Englandland have the BEST SENSE OF HUMOUR IN THE WORLD.........PERIOD.

You Americans do try....I bless you all for trying.

Prove me wrong. Prove to the world how funny Americans could be.;) :D
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Old 08-23-2007, 07:54 AM
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OK MY BAD.
I forget that the good people of the United Kingdoms of Englandland have the BEST SENSE OF HUMOUR IN THE WORLD.........PERIOD.

You Americans do try....I bless you all for trying.

Prove me wrong. Prove to the world how funny Americans could be.;) :D
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