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07-25-2007, 09:34 PM
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I bet they gave Passion of the Christ a rave review though... :rolleyes:
These types of reviews are pretty typical of the middle-america, overweight, bible thumping mindset, which sadly constitutes about 50% of the US population. I'm sure there are thousands of people in places like Kansas and Wyoming that find this information extremely useful. Once you get towards the coasts or the inland metropolitan areas (Chicago, Minneapolis, etc..), common sense and open minds tend to prevail far more frequently. And now for some NOFX. The following lyrics are from a song basically written about the same type of fuckers that make lists like the one in this thread... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We call the heartland 'not very smart-land', IQ's are very low but threat levels are high They got a mandate, they don't want man-dates, they got so many hates and people to despise In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole, the average weight is well over 200 pounds I hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs, most haven't seen their genitalia in a while No longer svelte, they gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt They've blown out the fire under the melting pot, the red blood of America is starting to clot No compromise, no sight thru others' eyes, they're just flies spreading pieces of shit You gotta emigrate, stop living in hate, what makes this country great is dwelling on either side They don't want visitors in Jesusland They want life bland and canned in the fatherland The fear stricken, born again Christian, they got a vision a homogenized state Textbooks decline intelligent design, They got Bill Nye on the list to extricate They don't want visitors in Jesusland They want life bland and canned in the fatherland
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Coz it turns on the devil inside them, baby. ;) They're just afraid to look the truth in the eye.... poor sorry bastards. :rolleyes:
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Bwind, I think a Bad Religion song is more fitting actually of what these people represent.
__________________________________________________ _____________ Neighbors, no one loves you like he loves you, And no one cares like he cares. Neighbors, let us join today in the holy love of God and money, Because neighbors, no one loves you like He loves you. And what better way to show your love than to dig deep into your pockets. Dig real deep, until it hurts. Alleviate your guilt, Free yourself once again, because he gave to you, brothers and sisters. Please give a 10, 25, or 50 dollar tax-deductible donation, And I assure you your modest pledge will be used to censor TV and radio, Ban questionable books, and contribute to many other Godly services. No longer will young Christian Americans hedonistically indulge In masochistic submission to rhythmic music, for with your monetary support, There is no end to what we can achieve in this country. The voice of God is government. The voice of God is government. The voice of God is government. In God we trust, sinners repent!
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07-27-2007, 05:52 PM
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I wish they could actually look at the merits of the movie instead of just pointing out how much offensive material is in it. They're not even watching the movie.
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07-27-2007, 08:11 PM
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It might be a reason for them to spew their mental filth on, in the name of Christianity. These people obviously have no love for movies...or what they show.
I bet some of those poor bastards hide from the others and actually like a particular movie, especially an R-rated or X-rated one.;) Of course, when the pack howls, they howl with them. Its like an unsaid group policy. damn Bible thumpers...:rolleyes:
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