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			some dude told me i was bound for hell. That made me so proud
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			the best compliment i have recieved is  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	that i look like jamie lee curtis from the halloween movies. everywhere i worked in the public eye atleast once aweek i was told that. it made me feel so good b/cause i think jamie is a beautiful woman.:)  | 
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 Victim: "You're a thing from Hell!" Phantom: "And you sir, are Hell bound!" What does this have to do with the subject? Nothing whatsoever.:) 
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			"my - that dung you flung was quite aromatic!"
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			A friend of one of my girlfriend's exes told her "he's a really brilliant punk vocalist" about me, which is something I was surprised to hear. Another one would be when somebody told me they'd been playing the album I had just made in my friend's studio space in their car all day. Both of them were really surprising and impressive cause I don't really consider myself a singer/songwriter.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Say do you have a picture of that ?? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Well I was at a party at my buddies college, his room is on the 3rd floor. A guy below on the first had something but nobody felt like going down/up. I said fuck it hold my feet over the balcony i'll grab it. So my one buddy said "Are you out of your fucking mind" I continued to climb over and another guy held my feet as I was hanging off of the balcony the guy said"You really are out of your fucking mind". Head first i'm hanging over this I grab what was needed, and he starts to pull me up and drops me, of course i'm drunk and I land in a bush, I can do nothing but laugh my ass off. In the end I had to walk back up, it really sucked, but at the same time one of the funniest moments ever. I guess you just had to be there all drunk with us.  | 
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			greatest compliment - your smile just always lifts me up out of any dark mood. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Greatest compliment I've given - Is that a ladder up your skirt or a gateway to heaven? 
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			greatest? I don't know, but I got this one recently and it made me very happy. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	My Mexican mother-in-law recently asked me for my puerco pibil recipe...she's an amazing cook who is very reserved with her emotions, so it was a big deal to me. My wife was beaming with pride.  | 
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			I got bored in English class and decided to blow my assignment out of proportion. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I ended up making a 1/2 page assignment into a 3 1/2 page assignment. I turned it in a week late. When I got it back, I had twice the bonus points than what he took off for it being late and a note saying that if I would let him keep a copy, he'd get me published and that I was the best writer he had ever had the pleasure of reading. I loved it... especially because I re-read it. It sucked and it was close to something I had read in the past. Bordering on plagiarism if you ask me. :p I never really thought he was cut out to be an English teacher. But I love baffling him with my not-so-brilliance. I felt special... I can confuse idiots. I wish I were good enough for publication. :rolleyes: I talk too much... 
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			I wrote a childrens book when I was 11 (I mean a toddler sort) and we're in the process of having it published.  I also have several novels in the middle of being written.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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