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 Balbricker: Now, Mr. Carter. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he's extremely dangerous. And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He's a contemptible little pervert who... Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker! Balbricker: Well, I'm sorry, but I've got him now, and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers again. Now, all I'm asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes. The coaches can be present - Tommy Turner and any four boys you see fit to choose and we... and we... can put a stop to this menace. And it is a menace. [pause] Balbricker: Well, what are you gonna do about it? Mr. Carter: Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal. Balbricker: We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know it's him. That [pause] Balbricker: tallywhacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it. Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker, do you realize the difficulty of your request? Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa... their private parts for an incriminating mole? Balbricker: But Mr. Carter. Coach Brakett: Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school..."Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School." 
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and last and I am ashamed to admit this.......10 things I hate about you[/QUOTE] I'm not ashamed of it.......I like the flick a lot!:)
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04-30-2007, 06:19 PM
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Dazed and Confused (1993) The Thing (1982) The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
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04-30-2007, 06:25 PM
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Matrix
Robocop Torso
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05-01-2007, 08:02 AM
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"Bitches leave"
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05-01-2007, 08:30 AM
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some oldies, where eagles dare, zulu, force10 from navarone and the dirty dozen.
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05-03-2007, 03:39 PM
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"I'm not arresting you anymore." - Robocop "Just give me my f**king phone call!"- Clarence Fun flick!
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05-04-2007, 01:55 AM
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05-06-2007, 05:03 PM
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The Other Summer School The Burbs April Fools Day Labyrinth Any of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies
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