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02-11-2007, 12:34 PM
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Babies Are MEAN!!!
Ash just tried to rip out my eyebrow ring for about the millionth time
Every time he does it, he laughs and looks so innocent He also pulls out my hair, tries to dig out my eyeballs, and grabs my lip and tries to rip it off All the while, smiling and laughing When Seri was 2 years old, she busted her dad's head with a telephone...While he was sleeping... Sadists How many injuries have you guys sustained at the merciless hands of these grinning, giggling, too cute, little brutal babies?
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02-11-2007, 02:20 PM
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I have never really been hurt by babies,but one time my baby cousin was in my room for a little while and My aunt left him there,he pulled out all my board games and ripped them apart,and ruined a couple of my comics,I was mad that my aunt left him there by himself.
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02-11-2007, 03:25 PM
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My 13 yr old when she was 3 was playing with the hammer..so i took it off her
..i went to lay down and she came back and clobbered me with a wrench...'ouch' She thought it was funny when i finally got my senses back and chased her to whop her ass. Another time she dropped her sisters bottle in the toilet bowl..and tried to flush it.. i went to retrieve it and saw that that teat stuck hard.. so i put my hand in to pull it out and she proudly announced...kaka mummy ....and my hand was shoved in a pile of pure shit as so was the teat was covered. Apparently her poo wouldn't sink so she used her sisters bottle to try and shove it through the cistern. :eek:
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02-11-2007, 03:27 PM
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Kicked and punched in the nuts countless time, hair pulling, skin scratched off, bitten countless times, stabbed in the eye with keys..
probably alot other stuff I can't remember, and I don't even have any kids.
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02-11-2007, 04:45 PM
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oh babies, delightful fat little things.
I don't think a baby has ever hurt me. One time a baby slobbered all over the back of his hand and then EXTREMELY deliberately wiped it across my face. Like three times back and forth with his hand. Oh and when I was younger, apparantly I busted my older brother lip open on tons of occasions. I threw his game gear at him twice while he was lying down, busting his lip twice and breaking teeth once. I also threw my head back one time when he was picking me up... so my love for seeing people bleed from the lips started at a very young age. :)
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02-11-2007, 04:49 PM
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psssht I didn't know what I was doing... or did I ;)
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02-11-2007, 05:10 PM
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I get my bells rung at least once a week by my children. But that's nothing compared to the abuse they've heaped upon my soul. Everyone says my children are so well behaved, such great kids, so precious...
People who call kids precious, don't have any:eek:
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