THE Stupidest Name For A Movie/Book/Song/Band/Etcetera

[Vodstok]

Originally Posted by urgeok

stupidest book title ever :

Touch Not the Cat (1976) Mary Stewart





touch not the cat ? what the fuck ???

Reminds me of Brian trying to sell his screenplay in the family guy, and he finds out one o fthe other servers sold a screenplay called something like "Death not becomes the lady"

[Disease]

Ok, heres a band name, my friends band which is now called , I can't remember what theyre called now, we stopped haning out when they changed their name,

but it was called "Richard Kuntz" that was pretty bad.

[Despare]

Originally Posted by urgeok

stupidest book title ever :

Touch Not the Cat (1976) Mary Stewart


touch not the cat ? what the fuck ???

Is it an anti beastiality book?



I think the "cat" titles are all the worst in novels.

The Cat Who Could Read Backwards, The Cat Who Ate Danish Modern, The Cat Who Turned On and Off...

Lillian Jackson Braun and her damn cats!

[bloodrayne]

Piggly Wiggly

That's a pretty stupid name for a grocery store...Or for anything really...It always makes me think of toes...lol

Oh...But, I live 20 minutes from Rabbit Hash, Kentucky...So...umm...

[The Mothman]

Anal Cunt
awful name. awful band.

The Circle jerks

Grade A band, questionably gay name

[Vodstok]

Originally Posted by urgeok

i know of at least 3 different female mystery novels that use cats as their title gimmicks.

makes you wonder if the only people reading mysteries are these dowdy old lonely matrons, drinking tea with cats (their sole companions) on their laps.

They are. And girls in high school who wear horse sweaters and draw unicorns in their paper margins next to "I heart Kirk Cameron"

[Despare]

Originally Posted by urgeok

i know of at least 3 different female mystery novels that use cats as their title gimmicks.

makes you wonder if the only people reading mysteries are these dowdy old lonely matrons, drinking tea with cats (their sole companions) on their laps.

Lillian Jackson Braun is the worst offender I think, she's the one who writes the novels with the cat paw prints all over the cover. She also wrote such "classics" as The Cat Who Sniffed Glue, The Cat Who Lived High, and The Cat Who Blew the Whistle (those are out of order, she's done more but thhose should have been a trilogy).

[Vodstok]

Originally Posted by The Mothman

Anal Cunt
awful name. awful band.

The Circle jerks

Grade A band, questionably gay name

How about "Good Charolette"? :)

Good punk band. make a popular song about not wanting to be popular, and be so hardcore punk that your singer dates Lizzy McGuire.

[newb]

Movies

Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

The Englishman who Went up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain

Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle of Death

[Despare]

Limp Bizkit's pretty bad. Let me look around at my cds here...

Jars of Clay, Basement Jaxx, Galactic Cowboys, Mushroomhead, Joey Rumor, Remy Zero, Afro Celt Sound System, Chumbawamba, Massive Attack, 1,000 Homo DJs, Bullring Brummiers, MDFMK (and KMFDM), Bauhaus, Rancid...

I could go on forever, none of these damn bands have names that make any sense.


For movies, what about Werewolf in a Girl's Dormitory... why?