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So...What's Everyone Doing With Their Tax Refund?
We're going to get a bunch of new horror movies...AND...We're getting THIS:
![]() I like this black one Thanks Newb ;)
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hmmm......tough one...The wife wants the hardwood floors refinished...I want a new computer.
I'm sure the floors will look nice:( |
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Did you know this thing just plugs into a regular outlet?...It has a cabinet to put all of your popcorn making supplies in it, too...We're gonna put it in the diningroom
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... ![]() If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be |
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i think ours is going into savings. It should (Hopefully) be a beast this year.
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The more you make, the more they take...And KEEP When we hit the $70,000s (with my exhusband), we barely got anything at all back...Meanwhile, all of our friends who didn't make as much were getting at LEAST 4 times more than us back...No kidding OH...And for state...we got $2.49...That was pretty funny Anyway...If you claim 0 on your paychecks through the year...You ALWAYS get at least something back, because they take out the maximum amount they can from every check...So, when you file for your normal amount of dependants, you always have a plus balance...That's what we do to make sure that we never owe :)
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... ![]() If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be |
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they take out the absolute max for me, almost 30% of each paycheck goes to taxes and benefits.
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But, you don't get much of it back...Your 'tax liability' increases quite a bit with each new tax bracket you hit
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Another fun part about being a writer: the deductions
I get to write off every movie, comic book, cable bill, internet costs etc because they are all "research materials" When I was acting, I could write off massages and spa treatments. I'll probably spend the refund on a Disneyland or Six Flags day with the kids...now if I just write something set in a theme park then the tickets and meals would be deductions too.
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Before I scrolled and saw the entire thing I thought the popcorn machine was one of those carnival fortune teller things. :(
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You need to get someone ELSE to prepare your taxes...
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... ![]() If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be Last edited by bloodrayne; 01-26-2007 at 05:04 PM. |
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