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I watched "The Devil's Rejects" when I got home from school.
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Superman Returns
Holy moly was this movie a lot longer than it needed to be! They could have easily cut out an hour worth of crap that didn't need to be there. The film was alright, but nothing to get excited about. There's barely any action at all and when there is you already know Superman will save the day so there is zero suspense. I thought this was incredibly slow paced and like I said, way longer than it should have been. Kevin Spacey is fine as Lex Luthor and this Brandon Routh guy did alright as Superman but a couple good acting performances won't do much to improve a drawn out & boring script. C
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Hahaha. I used to watch that show when I was young. I remember liking it back then but I haven't seen or heard anything about it in probably 15 years so I can imagine it's crap when compared to more recent shows. And it reminded me of a joke... Superman is flying over Metropolis one day. As he flies over the JLA building he notices Wonder Woman suntanning naked on the rooftop. Superman thinks to himself "Hey, I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could fly down there, get myself a quickie and be gone before she even notices anything." Feeling confident about his plan, Superman swoops in, faster than a bullet. He does his deed and disappears back in to the sky, all in the blink of an eye. Wonder Woman sits upright and exclaims "What the fuck was that!?!?!" The Invisibile Man says "I don't know but all of a sudden, my asshole is killing me!"
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