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I can't pay the bills with vagina...Well, I suppose some chicks do, but still...
Even though money isn't really important to me, as long as I have enough to keep the kids dressed, housed, fed, educated and entertained, it's all good...Vagina isn't important to me at all (I prefer the alternative)...So... $$$
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08-25-2006, 07:11 AM
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look at yourself - you're a f*cking mess, and yet you're saying nothing happened? - nothing happened??? yes, i know so much is so ordinary, so coarse, and so vulgar. but survival is simply not enough. nowhere near. what's the point of surviving? survive what? don't you realize you're going to die? f*ck your missions, your crusade. i demand and expect quality. right now, once and for all. quality time. |
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08-25-2006, 10:35 AM
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a scene from office space comes to mind...
Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money. Peter: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. Peter: Good point. Money.
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My top 10 (in no particular order) 1) Candyman 2) American Werewolf In London 3) Evil Dead 2 4) Hellraiser 5) Night Of The Living Dead 6) Jaws 7) Ginger Snaps 2 8) Dead Alive 9) Halloween 10) The Omen t-pot |
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08-25-2006, 10:45 AM
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dollar signs win 10-5, next match in a second
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08-25-2006, 10:47 AM
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Round 3: Match 2
a really satisfying shit:  VS Mike Patton: 
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08-25-2006, 10:55 AM
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wow, that's a tough one. a good shit right after i work out (sorry for tmi) is pretty hard to beat, but like i said i'm a music guy and good music will always be more satisfying than a shit.
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08-25-2006, 11:31 AM
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Mike Patton!
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