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getting mad at Uwe Boll for making yet another shit film is like getting mad at Lucy for pulling the football away from Charlie Brown - it's what he does.
Like the scorpion and the frog - he'll fuck you everytime.
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Yay.... another Uwe Boll bashing thread :rolleyes: like this hasn't been done a million fucking times. Who cares. He's shit, blah, blah he should stop making horror movies blah, blah.
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Not only is he making a Postal movie but he challenged reviewers who wrote disparaging remarks about his films to fight him. He'll televise the boxing matches and include some of the footage in the movie... or so he says.
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How big is he?
I'm 6' 2" and 220 lbs... really strong arms.. I bet i could smack his sour kraut eating ass back to the kaiser days... The funny thing is, the fight would be loaded with bullet-time effects and have several shots of tits under water. :)
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Nothing wrong with submersed boobies.
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