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Old 05-08-2006, 07:15 AM
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The Ordeal

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!

The wife wanted to watch Brokeback Mountain at the weekend. I did'nt fancy spending two hours of my time watching a gay cowboy film. So i snuck out this little doosie with the tried and tested formula:

Oh no the've given me the wrong film!

The Ordeal is a Belgian horror film best described as the Bastard love child of Deliverance and Misery. All was going well with the film until the male lead gets violated by half the cast of the film. I enjoyed the film it had a lot of Black humour but the wife was'nt impressed & looks like this weekend i'll be watching cowboys prancing around Wyoming.
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Do you know who i am? I'm the ANTICHRIST. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood, tell the ANGELS in Heaven you never saw EVIL so singularly personified than in the face of the man who KILLED you........

I ask you again Captain, where will you go?
You can destroy my specimens but what about the millions that wait to greet you outside?
Do you really think you can blow the piss out of them?
All of them?
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