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Old 04-03-2006, 02:26 PM
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My friend asked me for a piece of ass. His face was twice as read as Argento blood. Beat that Posher!
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Old 04-03-2006, 10:28 PM
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How the hell did this thread manage to come back to life?:p
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Old 04-04-2006, 07:07 AM
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Originally posted by stubbornforgey
I had taken my girls to the movies and this overly sized chick..caught my eye..her and her group of freinds..
It must have been the way she was dressed that held my attention..
she had on these jeans that couldn't or wouldnt zip ..neither would the top button meet..and for god sakes...she tried to make a fashion statement out of it by wearing spongebob boxers..but the funniest part was the bits of visible rope that she had used to keep her jeans up around her waist...i swear i heard it calling for help..'not to mention her top consisted of nothing more than a sports bra..her belly was also covered in stretchmarks.
I couldn't help but laugh out really loud when this person walks in front of me to read one of the movie posters.
DAIRY OF A GEYSER..!!! diary of a geisha is what it really said and all her mates nodded in agreement...with ooh kewl..lets go n see that..!!!
I was totally pissin myself ..i had to run outside.
Jesus-pleezus! I hate it when fat people do that!!! I mean, I'm a big girl, but I dress accordingly. I wear clothes that suit my figure, i.e. accentuate, my boobs, hips, and nice length of my legs, while hiding my butt and tummy. I want to look nice, not like a blob. For instance, I every day, I used to walk to French class behind this girl who was very big, however, she was always dressed wonderfully. Every article of clothing fit her perfectly and was not demeaning to her figure. She looked great and had a great glow of confidence about her. Even the most shallow of men would have looked twice at this girl. She really really epitomized that ever insulting (to me anyway) initialed BBW. She was gorgeous.

She probably could read too. Diary of a Geyser... How do you get Geyser out of Geisha? There isn't an "r" in Geisha nor a "y." People who can't read suck as well.
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Old 04-04-2006, 07:12 AM
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Haha, this thread makes me laugh.
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oh posher, I love you.

well as much as a girl can love a squirrely little girly man I suppose.

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Old 04-04-2006, 07:13 AM
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Your av makes me laugh and looks familiar. Where did you get it?
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Old 04-04-2006, 07:15 AM
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I re edited it. I found the guy picture, and put in the line. It might be on a website somewhere because it was shared.
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oh posher, I love you.

well as much as a girl can love a squirrely little girly man I suppose.

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Old 04-08-2006, 11:30 PM
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