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A hillbilly comes out and aboards the ship. He gets an anla probe and returns to Earth. The next day, the news comes over and interviews the hillbilly. All of a sudden, the *returning space probe* returns again.
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By this time a loose alliance between llama's, hockey masked killers and vamprats has formed. On seeing the aliens intent to subjugate earth they decide to take the battle to them by hijacking a NASA shuttle and destroying the aliens on their own turf.
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Unfortunately, the alien home world is in another sector of the galaxy altogether. By the time the coalition returns victoriously from their campaign, the earth has changed in unimaginable ways...
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50 percent of earths population is now GAY! the vamprats are horrified.
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02-13-2006, 03:28 PM
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Is 50 percent of the world's population really gay?
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i dont think so. i really hope not. but thats what the aliens did to the planet... finish the story.
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