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01-09-2006, 11:33 AM
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For Us 'Older' Members...A Comparison In Time
Comparing 1975 to 2005...Can you believe it's already been 30 years?
1975: KEG 2005: EKG 1975: Acid rock 2005: Acid reflux 1975: Moving to California because it's cool 2005: Moving to Arizona because it's warm 1975: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2005: Trying NOT to look like MarlonBrando or Liz Taylor 1975: Seeds and stems 2005: Roughage 1975: Hoping for a BMW 2005: Hoping for a BM 1975: Going to a new, hip joint 2005: Receiving a new hip joint 1975: Rolling Stones 2005: Kidney Stones 1975: Being called into the principal's office 2005: Calling the principal's office 1975: Screw the system 2005: Upgrade the system 1975: Disco 2005: Costco 1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1975: Passing the drivers' test 2005: Passing the vision test 1975: Whatever 2005: Depends Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.. The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987. They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing up on liftoff. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. The CD was introduced the year they were born. They have always had an answering machine. They have always had cable. They cannot fathom not having a remote control. Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane". They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R even is. McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. Do you feel old yet?
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be 
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01-09-2006, 12:06 PM
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After giving it a bit of thought........i'm pretty happy where i'm at now and look at all the cool things these kids missed out on.
The first moon landing mood rings the biggest sexual disease could be rid of with a simple shot we got to see some of the best rock bands in their prime 8-track tapes[ok...maybe thats not a good thing] Johnny Carson [Jay Leno sucks] i'll try to think of a few more......but the memory is not what it once was.
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01-09-2006, 12:33 PM
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm
moooooood rings thems were the days. (smiling inside)
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01-09-2006, 01:02 PM
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Hey at least u guys got to see horror movies in there prime....
Now there just shit... OH YEAH and black SABBATH..... Er.....and um.....well....ugh...im sorry:(
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01-09-2006, 01:11 PM
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Re: For Us 'Older' Members...A Comparison In Time
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Nanu Nanu! PS- He's from Ork, if anyone was wondering;)
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01-09-2006, 01:22 PM
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Glad im only 23..
But I dont believe that popcorn was always done in the microwave. Whats wrong with you people haha.
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01-09-2006, 04:12 PM
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I had to cook mine on a heating pad ! Wasn't fun let me tell you.
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