Broken bones

[The STE]

I got this surgery in Mexico to make it somewhat retractable when erect, but the spinal chord kinda hinders that particular trait

[jenna26]

:rolleyes:

You are all so full of it.....:p

except for maybe Newb throwing his back out trying to give himself oral....that I would believe....;)

[The STE]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...How could you injure the front of her chest from the lower back of her........Oh yeah, 23 inches...Nevermind...lol


Oh...So...Is she dead then?

she is now. It happened a while ago, and she didn't die until recent.

Here's the most recent pic I could find of her

[The STE]

Originally posted by jenna26
:rolleyes:

You are all so full of it.....:p

so was she ;)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by hellboy
I dont know too many male or female that want one.:confused:

I'd like to have one (not that big though, just normal size) for about 24 hours...Just so I could see what I could do with it....Pee standing up...Write my name in the snow...Stuff like that...And I'm sure that if I DID have one, I'd come up with other things to do with it, too...lol ;)

[The STE]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
I'd like to have one (not that big though, just normal size) for about 24 hours...Just so I could see what I could do with it....Pee standing up...Write my name in the snow...Stuff like that...And I'm sure that if I DID have one, I'd come up with other things to do with it, too...lol ;)

you can borrow some of mine, I've got plenty to spare. If you cut part of it off, it regenerates its self, and the part that was cut off forms a new one, like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The STE
you can borrow some of mine, I've got plenty to spare. If you cut part of it off, it regenerates its self, and the part that was cut off forms a new one, like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2

Yeah, but then it wouldn't work right...All the nerves and vessels would be screwed up...I don't wanna floppy one...lol

Thanks for offering though...That was very generous of you :)

[jenna26]

Originally posted by The STE
so was she ;)

LMAO!!! Well, I would guess so....

Geez....this thread has gone to a very disturbing place.....of course many of them do...:D

[The STE]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Yeah, but then it wouldn't work right...All the nerves and vessels would be screwed up...I don't wanna floppy one...lol

Thanks for offering though...That was very generous of you :)

hey, the floppy ones can be fun sometimes. Ever hit someone in the face with one? More fun than a three way with a Vietnamese prostitute and Scott Baio

[The STE]

Originally posted by hellboy
Jeez! Some people love themselves toooo much!:p

yeah, I think I gave myself carpel tunnel syndrome