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08-08-2005, 10:45 PM
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The Two Wolves Show
ANNOUNCER. Well, folks, I'm sure you can tell by now that those two wolves we've been feeding have sure been having a time with each other.
(ANNOUNCER is joined by two cartoon wolves that walk out on stage on their hind legs. One wolf is PALE GRAY and one is DARK GRAY BROWN. The dark gray brown wolf is rubbing a bruise on his forehead, and looks like he'll have a lump for a while, but he's in decent spirits.) NICEDOG. I gave him a WHOOPAH! (Audience laughter) ANNOUNCER. Meandog, you sure got a smacking today, it looks like. MEANDOG. Oh yeah. ANNOUNCER. And tell me if you can what you have to say about that. MEANDOG. Well---he may have kicked my ass today, but the next time I see him, I will put a boot up his!! (Audience laughter, followed by applause) MEANDOG. I'm evil! Ha cha cha cha cha cha! (MEANDOG makes a cartoon thug pose like Bowser from Sha Na Na, and slinks off stage to more applause.) (NICEDOG is smiling about something.) ANNOUNCER. That Meandog, he's quite a character. And you, Nicedog, you look awfully smug. Are you thinking about that can of whoop-ass you opened a little while ago? NICEDOG. Nuh-uh. I made a poo poo! ANNOUNCER. Now don't start THAT again. You're always talking about poo poo. Don't you have anything meaningful to say to the audience, about good and evil, for example? NICEDOG. A poopa poopa! A poop poop! (Starts making raspberry-type fart noises and laughing.) ANNOUNCER. Oh boy. NICEDOG. Poopahhhhhhhhhh! Poopahhhhh ha ha hah. ANNOUNCER. G'night folks. 
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08-08-2005, 11:08 PM
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Riiiiiiiippppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
Oooops I just farted :D
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08-09-2005, 08:47 PM
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There ya go.
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hahahahahhaha !!! good one
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08-09-2005, 08:51 PM
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what the fuck was that supposed to be?
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08-10-2005, 03:06 PM
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Its a commentary on the three stages of socialism.
The first being the emergence of a worker's movement committed to socialist revolution, secondly the achievement of political power and expropriation of the capitalists, and finally a period in which the workers learn how to be owners and rulers and cast off the psychological and ideological dross of the past. I mean, that's what I got out of it.
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08-11-2005, 09:12 PM
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Well, that's basically right.
Well, not really. It was just a sequel to the "Two Wolves" thread (about good and evil) from a little while back. I liked that thread, but wanted, you know, to take it into some new territory, open it up a bit, adapt the idea and make it fresh for, you know, today's audience and stuff.
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08-11-2005, 10:33 PM
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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