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	MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.  | 
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			most embarassing time was when I found out my dad was cheating on my mom. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I was with this girl in her bedroom, she didnt know my parents, I didnt know hers, all I know is I freaked out when I heard my dads voice in the house. Thought I was busted or something. Then the girl tells me, 'its ok that's just my moms boyfriend", :eek: I was like WHAT? and after I embarassingly informed her who that person was, pretty much killing the mood for anything I proceeded into the living room to make sure my dad was thoroughly cock blocked. 
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 Kidding, I'm kidding.....I was completely responsible for the fall.....I admit it......*Sighs* But he didn't have to be quite so pleased with himself...LOL....  | 
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 Okay, maybe I am.... But I was not faking....:p  | 
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 Everytime I have taken a fall and embarrassed myself horribly in front of someone it has been genuine. I don't have to fake it, I'm just clumsy by nature..... :p  | 
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