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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre |
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I once showed this guy my clit ring...via web cam.
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When I was fifteen, I went to school with a guy that was the most gorgeous guy I had ever seen up close. And it is weird, because even then I didn't really care about that kind of thing, but apparently, he was the exception.....
Anyway, I was walking down some steps one time and he walked by. I was so busy looking at him as he walked by that I missed a step and sprained my ankle.:o I have never been so embarassed in my life...LOL...he did help me to the nurse's office though. Which was kind of fun actually. :p |
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Similar thing, in high school I saw a hot girl walking above me on a flight of stairs and I misstepped and fell down a whole flight of stairs. When I hit the bottom I sprained my ankle, and since it was in between classes everyone was standing there... then they all laughed.
Definitely did not help my high school career.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex. |
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