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Butter or Country Crock?
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too) 
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Butter is better tasting, but it's also high in fat and cholesterol, so I'm going with sweet cream by Land o Lakes. I think it's a margerine butter blend.
Canola oil or Crisco?
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06-29-2005, 09:21 AM
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for cooking, or playtime ? ;)
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06-29-2005, 09:58 AM
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rip your fingernails out with a pair of rusty pliers and then soak them in a bucket of salt or force feed yourself a pair of sharp scissors. See The Dead Zone for reference.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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06-29-2005, 10:02 AM
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i dont think he was actually eating the scissors ... more like clearing his sinuses with them ... in the past 2 weeks i've considered it myself !
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06-29-2005, 08:28 PM
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Burned at the stake or Hanged at the gallows?
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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06-29-2005, 09:27 PM
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Who would you do- Rosie O' Donnell or Whoopi Goldberg?
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06-29-2005, 09:29 PM
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Ankles or Cankles?
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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06-29-2005, 09:37 PM
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That's stretching it.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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