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				Man Grows Penis On His Arm
			 
			
			Russian Man Grows Penis on His Arm Russian doctors have conducted an 11-hour operation to replace a patient’s deformed penis with one grown on his forearm, the Moskovskiy Komsomolets daily reports. The 30-year-old Russian man, whose name was changed in the article to protect his privacy, had a defect from birth — his penis was crooked, two-and-a-half-inches long and lacked a scrotum, the newspaper writes. The doctors had the penis removed and attached to the man’s arm. Using his body tissue it grew to six-and-a-half inches and was sewn back on to his groin. Silicone tubes were inserted into the organ to ensure an erection was possible. Doctors also created a scrotum from the patient’s own skin and placed silicone testicles in it. A Moscow surgeon said the man will be able to have sex in a few months. He added: “Women will never suspect it is artificial.” 
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			i guess this gives fist fucking a whole new meaning.
		 
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			of all the things i wish i hadnt read - this is right up there at the top of the heap. yes .. it is a true crime .. | 
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			oh... there goes my appetite for the next couple of days... *shudders*
		 
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			Welcome to the new Dick Pic (tm) that will likely end up in every thread now. First person who does it deserves a headlock from the Russian guy :D  CK | 
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 that just gave me a flashback of scary movie. "do that again.. do that again!" eww :p 
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			I have a question, if the guy had a penis growing out of his arm, how did he hide it?  I mean he didn't just walk around in public with a dick attached to his arm did he?  What if he saw a pretty woman, in public and had an erection?
		 
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			it'd been funny if the only place he could get it to clone was on his forehead..
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			meh.....amateur.   | 
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