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			i can find my way to the shower, i can find my way to work, i can find my dick. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	everything is working fine. anyway - its not just the cell phone .. i remember dropping a pen or something like that - nothing in the vicinity for years ... and it just disappeared ...  | 
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			I lost my wallet complete with $100 in it. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			The Fey took it. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			THey like shiny things, they like to borrow tools from me all the time, but I find if you ask them nicely, they will put it back. Seriously. 
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	I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.  | 
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			well, the phone was dull black and didnt work worth a shit .. i hated it .. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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	I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.  | 
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			LOL! Fairy white trash.... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Moth wings and mullets... Drinking pbr nectar and living in skunk cabbage.... 
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 this week: My cousin the Leprechaun married the Sprite, but he's still legally married to a mugwump ! and Goblins who drink away the rent money.  | 
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