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05-24-2005, 07:37 AM
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What the?....
Okay, there are somethings in this world that arte beyond explanation, buit when it happens in a movie, it is somewhat unexcusable...
I am watching DOTD 2004, and something has bugged me about it since i first saw it.... Why do the security guards at the mall continue to follow the chain of command? They are mall guards, not the military... If i was terry, i would have told Cj to fuck himself and slapped bart upside his head. Instead, they follow him like his position still means something, and Terry rolls over when bart decides he doesnt want to turn off the mall music, simply because he had been there longer.... Anyone else notcice weird, kind of "off" things like this?
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05-24-2005, 07:44 AM
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05-24-2005, 08:35 AM
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Mall ninjas on a power trip.
Once I got stopped in the parking lot, in my car ,by the mall ninjas. My car was excessively loud, they pulled up behind me and started flashing their lights like they were the cops or something. Being only 17 at the time I stopped got out and out of this Mercury Grand Marquis step these 2 dorks. Right away I see they are not PD, I asked them "What?" they said something to the effect that I was driving too fast and some other shit I dont recall. I was like 'you a cop' no response. 'what are you going to do, hit me with your walkie talkie?? Fuck off' back in the car I went, my girl at the time dated one of these guys, she told me that this guy in particular was unable to pass the policemans exam so he does this instead, L-O-S-E-R. I was talking to a unarmed security guard at the same place when a guy got shot at the healthclub up the street over some who knows what. He told me he would use mind over matter to get the gun away form the perp. Yea right, he would be taking a dirt nap right about now.
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05-24-2005, 09:02 AM
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We have security guard at work that seems very much that he wanted to be the next dirty harry but couldnt cut the mustard.... He is a big-chinned balding dork with birth control glasses... Skinny as hell too.
Kills me when guys like that try to be intimidating, especially when i am almost twice his size....
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05-24-2005, 11:48 PM
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering.
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05-25-2005, 04:28 AM
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silly I know, since the place is crawlling with zombis and there's no signs of life in the population, apart from the others, they'd be much better forgetting about their jobs and working a way out of their situation.
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05-25-2005, 05:08 PM
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I love mall cops
Last summer, we were doing some theatre games in a mall here in town [Improv, Circus games, ect.] and they told us to leave. So we went outside, and did them there:p Also, my school is right by a mall, so we hang there at lunch hour sometimes. Those mall cops love tellin people what to do....always good for a laugh
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