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			In case some of you people are feeling generous, i figured i would post our baby registry here, because we know mostly cheapskates in our families... http://www.walmart.com/cservice/ca_g...id=26771125516 
				__________________ Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too) Last edited by Vodstok; 05-22-2005 at 07:46 PM. | 
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			didnt you say you found a $90,000 a year job ? how about you send me something ?? :D | 
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			Wait a minute....!!  You're having a baby?  Congratulations.  I may not have the money for a gift but I could do all kinds of different blessing rituals and maybe send you something like a faery or a dragon as a charm for the little stranger.  I don't know.  Let me know what I can do. I also have another friend who's pregnant, so I could be up to me eyeballs in baby goodies. However, there's nothing I love better than to be a faery godmother, so sock it to me. 
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			Whoops. I assumed everyone knew :D Thanks haunted :) Hey, a good spell is worth more than money, dont you think? 
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			is there a nerd avoidance spell ? one that causes pocket protectors to constantly fall off of the shirt ? :D | 
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			:P bastard. I want my kids to be nerds, just like me. Why should they have it easy? :D 
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			some kids LIKE getting laid before they graduate :D
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			No way... I dont believe you. :p
		 
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 Thats OK when it wilts and falls off dont look my way. 
				__________________ I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. | 
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			Vod, thats kind of a short list, you guys registered anywhere else?? ANd when is the baby coming?? 
				__________________ I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. | 
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