Pope dead

[EXTR3MIST]

he's over there and the trouble's way over here

Where, exactly?

Outside of The Matrix?

As far as religion goes, the buck stops with God - unless of course he refuses to take responsibility for his... employees, or messengers.

In which case, he's a shirker and a lazy git.

[Spy Crouch]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
It's not like the Pope sent out a letter saying, "Dear priests, please rape little boys." I doubt he had control over it.

And how can you hate the Pope? He's like, the one guy on the planet who's guaranteed to get into Heaven! I bet you masturbate with a crucifix (in the butt).

Well, personally, if I believed in Heaven, i'd be pretty fucking pissed about the Pope's guaranteed ticket there. Especially while I had to work my ass off to keep up with rules of living derived from mangled folk lore.

[EXTR3MIST]

Wouldn't it be funny if The Pope is currently burning in Hell, after all that preaching and non-wanking?

Who knows?

[8-Bit BlackMage]

Originally posted by EXTR3MIST
Where, exactly?

Outside of The Matrix?

As far as religion goes, the buck stops with God - unless of course he refuses to take responsibility for his... employees, or messengers.

In which case, he's a shirker and a lazy git.

I'm sure God DOES live outside a block of numbers. I guess it makes sense.

And I can't really blame him for not taking responsibility. We were out of his line of "giving a fuck" a long time ago. Ever since that gullible bitch took a bite of that apple, it's been out of God's hands. Or atleast that's one way to look at it.

It really doesn't matter. A man in a funny hat died. That's great. Really fuckin' perfect. He couldn't have done anything about any molestation anyway, he was too busy forgetting who he was and shitting his pants.

[EXTR3MIST]

Funny hat and shitty underwear or not, I would like to see hundreds of thousands of people flock to see my dead ass lying in state.

[8-Bit BlackMage]

Eh, the urge to see him will die down. As soon as they realize how fucking bad it smells in that chapel.

[Spy Crouch]

Why? So you can be groped and fondled by people who've already been accused of child molestation and those who follow them?

[EXTR3MIST]

The paedophiles are necrophiles to boot?

Criminy, the Church has a lot of perversion on it's hands... if you read the right newspapers.

[Spy Crouch]

I believe the idea is that one wouldn't want to take any chances with their dead, defenseless self.

[EXTR3MIST]

What difference does it make if you're dead?

Oh-oh, better chuck away that donor card!