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My heater has stopped working 5 times so far this year (oil ran out, then it broke down 4 fucking times.....). every damn time i have visions of the guy freezing as he gets out of the chopper, and dennis quaid making a mad dash for Wendy's.
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WTF? (I don't know what it's from, just googled).
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a movie has never scared me to where i wont do something because of it but when i was about 8 i went into a haunted house and there was a outdoor part with a bridge going over the swamp (not swamp as in something built to look like a swamp i mean a real new orleans wild animal filled swamp)and i fell into the fucking swamp and came about 5 feet away from a really big fucking snake that i later learned couldve killed my then scrawny ass.(i have no idea why they felt like a 8 year old kid needed to know that.)
so that scared me away from haunted houses for 11 years.
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actually i just remembered that when i saw the exorcist for the first time i was about 5 or 6 and even though it scared me i was still to young to really understand everything that was going on so for awhile i was scared to go to church because i remembered seeing priest in the movie.
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Blair Witch has made me scared to go camping in the bush. I mean real camping - out in the middle of no where kind of camping...
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Jaws scared me for about 5 minutes before I thought nah I love the ocean too much.
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