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Old 12-01-2004, 06:44 AM
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its unlucky to be stupid :)
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Old 12-01-2004, 06:45 AM
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Weird... (wrong thread :D)


Polydactylism is usually caused by inbreeding...

Not that i am making any claims about your family, but you are in Kentucky.....:D
LMAO...Cute...BUT she was actually BORN in Germany...Where her parents promptly had the offending, superfluous digits removed, as to prevent a curse...Sometimes this superstitious stuff is taken pretty seriously...Especially in other cultures.......Haiti and Calcutta come to mind....
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Old 12-01-2004, 07:03 AM
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its unlucky to be stupid :)
"ignorance is bliss, until you try to push water down to the bottom of a running blender with your hand."

i gotcha. ;)
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Old 12-01-2004, 07:24 AM
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you cant pick your parents...
good luck is to survive an unlucky dip in the gene pool...
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Old 12-01-2004, 07:28 AM
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My wife is lucky then. He rfamily is nice, but i have seen less dysfunctional families on Jerry Springer. Bree is beautiful and intelligent, not to mention has more common sense that i could ever hope to have.

I think she developed smarts the same way people grow callouses. You get exposed to something harsh often enough, you build up a resistance to it.
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Old 12-01-2004, 07:30 AM
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she and i are cut from the same cloth ...

i use my parents as models for how not to raise my own child.

talk about taking lemons to make lemonade..

psychotic lemons..
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Old 12-01-2004, 07:34 AM
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Bill McNeal from News Radio (the leate, great Phill Hartman, RIP :( ) once said:

"When life gives you lemons, you squeeze the juice in his eyes and run off with his wallet."
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Old 12-01-2004, 07:36 AM
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unfortunately there are far more that fall into the 'learned behavior' trap and continue doing the good work of the wonderful people before them..
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Old 12-01-2004, 03:31 PM
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Re: oooooo ... Spoooky !

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I collect books ... and have a number of signed books by Canadian authors most of you probably havent heard of.

A few years ago i found a kids book by Mordicai Richler ..signed.
Not long after i bought it he died.
I found a cookbook by Al Waxmans wife .. not only did she sign it - but so did he. He died.

I picked up a Timothy Findley novel - 1st edition hardcover called Headhunter .. signed.
He died a week later. (i'm not making this up)

Last month i found a signed Pierre Burton.
On the news today i heard that he died yesterday of heart failure.

so .. anyone here supersticious ?
If you get published Vod .. will you send me a signed copy ?
(maybe it only works on Canadian authors :)
That's freaking weird :eek: I got a good idea urge.....why don't you go buy a copy of that pimping n00bs book who's always pimping his shit in the n00b forum.....heh heh heh :D
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Old 12-01-2004, 03:58 PM
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Re: oooooo ... Spoooky !

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Originally posted by urgeok
I collect books ... and have a number of signed books by Canadian authors most of you probably havent heard of.

A few years ago i found a kids book by Mordicai Richler ..signed.
Not long after i bought it he died.
I found a cookbook by Al Waxmans wife .. not only did she sign it - but so did he. He died.

I picked up a Timothy Findley novel - 1st edition hardcover called Headhunter .. signed.
He died a week later. (i'm not making this up)

Last month i found a signed Pierre Burton.
On the news today i heard that he died yesterday of heart failure.

so .. anyone here supersticious ?
If you get published Vod .. will you send me a signed copy ?
(maybe it only works on Canadian authors :)

Pierre Burton died awwwww i loved him
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