Blow job etiquette

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haphazard
Go to work on this one: I'm :confused:

"In the elaborate wardrobe of human emotions, guilt is the itchy wool turtleneck that's three sized too small. Guilt may be difficult to articulate, but when it surfaces, it's as unwelcome and distinct as Jethro Bodine in the lobby of an Ian Shraeger hotel."

you could just say : a bull in a china shop

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by urgeok
if there are more that 2 people here (girls excluded) not interested in what gets you off ... I'll eat my keyboard.

Okay? now what lmao

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haphazard
I'm interested! Right here! Very interested! You have my complete attention!

Would still like you to eat your keyboard though...I guess it's a fetish of mine...lol.

luckily i have a fruit roll-up keyboard.
just for these occasions.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Okay? now what lmao

lets hear it ! before i have to go home ! :)

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by urgeok
you could just say : a bull in a china shop

Well, I knew what he was getting at...but I have no clue who those people are :(

Oh well...as long as I get his point, I guess.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haphazard
Well, I knew what he was getting at...but I have no clue who those people are :(

Oh well...as long as I get his point, I guess.

jethro Bodine is from the Beverly Hillbillies
Heis a big course clumbsy lunkhead.

The hotel chain in question is a swanky hotel chain.
I never heard of it before but once you know Jethro, you funny understand the reference..

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by urgeok
lets hear it ! before i have to go home ! :)

You're serious? Are you daring me?:confused:

[urgeok]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
You're serious? Are you daring me?:confused:

damn straight !

[zwoti]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
You're serious? Are you daring me?:confused:

people are asking...

[Haphazard]