Blow job etiquette

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
this is what happens when vampires engage in oral sex !

when things really get going the vamp dick gets severely peirced to the point where Zamphir could play a Beatles cover tune on it...

Zamphir play a Beatles cover tune?!?!?

Getting a little Dennis Miller on us, ain't ya urge.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Soaked from reading lol stranger things have happened. Only 2 things make me soaked ,,we'll just leave it at that

yeah, we best leave it at that .. heaven forbid someone types something a bit rude or personal in here :)

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Haphazard
I'll settle for the yell.

Lmao i'll yell for you to ram that ...nevermind

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
Zamphir play a Beatles cover tune?!?!?

Getting a little Dennis Miller on us, ain't ya urge.

the sad thing is i always know every single one of his references ...

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by urgeok
yeah, we best leave it at that .. heaven forbid someone types something a bit rude or personal in here :)

Lmao i know these people don't want to be subjected to what gets me off

[urgeok]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LMAO....You're cracking me up....I'm going to be thinking about this shit at the club tonight...I know everyone's gonna see me start laughing for no apparent reason...Oh well, they already think I'm crazy...That's why they love me...heh :)

or maybe its cause you're 'just that good' :)

if you really want to get them .. sing the 'Toot-Sweet' song from Chitty Chitty - Bang Bang :)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Lmao i know these people don't want to be subjected to what gets me off

if there are more that 2 people here (girls excluded) not interested in what gets you off ... I'll eat my keyboard.

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by urgeok
the sad thing is i always know every single one of his references ...

Go to work on this one: I'm :confused:

"In the elaborate wardrobe of human emotions, guilt is the itchy wool turtleneck that's three sized too small. Guilt may be difficult to articulate, but when it surfaces, it's as unwelcome and distinct as Jethro Bodine in the lobby of an Ian Shraeger hotel."

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by urgeok
this is what happens when vampires engage in oral sex !

when things really get going the vamp dick gets severely peirced to the point where Zamphir could play a Beatles cover tune on it...

Cover them with your lips. They dent your lips, but no ow's lmao

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by urgeok
if there are more that 2 people here (girls excluded) not interested in what gets you off ... I'll eat my keyboard.

I'm interested! Right here! Very interested! You have my complete attention!

Would still like you to eat your keyboard though...I guess it's a fetish of mine...lol.