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SAVE A LOLLIPOP, SUCK A DICK 
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 ===  WATCH MY MOVIES(UPDATED: 5/7/08, "No Exit") RING OF HONOR: BEST WRESTLING IN THE WORLD  TOO GOOD FOR THE HDC BATTLE ROYALE
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Woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving cereal 1 single serving frozen dinner The guy at the checkout looks at her and says "Single, are you?" The woman replies very sarcastically, "How did you guess?" He replies, "Because you're really fucking ugly."
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=== WATCH MY MOVIES(UPDATED: 5/7/08, "No Exit") RING OF HONOR: BEST WRESTLING IN THE WORLD TOO GOOD FOR THE HDC BATTLE ROYALE
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resident Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: "Our largest
condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!" "Bill, the Canadian people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the Prime Minister. "I do need your help," said Clinton. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?" "Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Chretien. Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Clinton. "Yes?" "Could the condoms be red, white & blue in color; at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Clinton. "No problem," replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to America." "Consider it done," said the President of Trojan. "Great! Now listen, they have to be red, white & blue in color; at least 10" long and 4" in diameter." "Easily done. Anything else?" "Yeah," said the Prime Minister, "and print 'MADE IN CANADA; MEDIUM SIZE' on each one."
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SAVE A LOLLIPOP, SUCK A DICK Last edited by FairyKorpes; 11-14-2004 at 06:14 PM.
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Lol, I love this place. :o
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go and rent some horror then.
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Why does a sandwich always taste better when someone else makes it? Except my car mechanic. I believe I'd prolly turn down an offer of a sandwich from him.
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