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			I got a really nasty abrasion skidding on a rug once.....:)
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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 I like that!! 
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			I smaked my chin on the bottom of a swiming pool after diving in, and fractured my wrist twice.... Doc said too much masdurbation is bad for your bones.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 i actually was doing a backstroke in a pool once when i lived ion germany (had to be 14 maybe?) and swam full speed, head-first into the side of the pool. i was concious, but limp. the lifeguard pulled me out by my arm since i was right there, but i was limp like a ragdoll. no swimming for me for an hour after that... 
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