after whats been going on, i suggest a comic relief hehehe.. so lets exchange JOKES

[hash23]

cheebacheeba... ewwww the last one was funny but kind of sick....

k how bout this one.... a man drinking in a bar, has his last shot and decides to go home... but when he gets up , he falls .. so unable to get up he crawls home,, as he had a lot to drink.. he crawls home, crawls to bed and goes to sleep... in the morning his wife asks you went to the bar didnt you... he denies it.. but she says dont lie, cause the bartender called, you left your wheel chair there......


hhahahahhahahah :D

[downside]

Second Entry, so stop me if you heard it already...that's kind of a joke in it's own.

Long One:
A woman waits for her husband to go to work and instantly calls her husband's best friend. The best friend comes over and the two have the wild sex for hours.
At about 6:00, she gets a call from her husband, who is later than normal. "Hello? Oh, hi dear. Uh huh. Okay. Sure, that's alright. Have fun. Bye." conversates the wife.
The husband's best friend looks at her and asks "what'd he say?"
The wife says "He just wanted to let me know that he was at the bar with you."

Quickie #1:
"Doctor, please" says the attractive young women, "please, won't you kiss me?"
"It's out of the question." says the doctor, "Technically, I shouldn't even be fucking you."

Quickie #2:
A doctor is having this wild fling with a patient when he is confronted by his boss.
"Dr. Smith" says the boss, "I must insist you end this relationship now."
"But I love her. Why can't you understand?" weeps the doctor.
"Well first of all" says the boss "you're a veterinarian and secondly, Mrs. Richardson wants her cat back."

[Wicked Lady]

Okay so this is a cute one that my brother started when he was younger "at the time he thought he was right"

Alex"my bro" walks up to his mother and says," Mommy Mommy! I know how to spell indian!" Then his mom says *full of pride*"oh really dear? Wow, okay tell me:D" then Alex says "N-D-N-!"

That was one of the cutest things I've ever heard! :cool:

my brother
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that was so cute... you have a very sweet kid brother wicked lady :)...


ummm lets see...man i am forgetting my jokes...

ohh yea...

two cannibals who are dad and son are walking and they are hungry .... so in front of them comes a fat guy ... the dad goes lets eat him../the son goes no dad he is gonna be very fat and unhealthy.... so they let him pass.... then a thin guy is coming so the dad goes how bout this one... the son goes no dad he doesnt have any meat on him for us to have.... so they let him pass..... then this amazing big breasted woman is coming ,,,so the son looks at her and says dad she will be perfect for us to eat....the dad looks at her and says yea she will be perfect ... lets take her home and we will eat mom ....ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha :D


hope you liked it ppl.. :)

[SoUl SuRvIvOrS]

I just heard this one and thought it was funny...
Two women go out for a ladies night out..well they are walking home from the bar and pass a cemetary and decide to do their buisness in there.. Neither one with anything for toliet paper the first one decides to use her underware..the second says her underware is too expensive so she grabs a ribbon off of a flower arrangement on a near by tomb stone......
The next morning the first husband calls the second husband and says "These Ladies Night Out have to stop my wife came home with out any underware" the second on says" Mine had her underware but she had a card stuck to her ass that said WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU signed the FireHouse".. I thought it was funny sorry I know its lame...:D

[massacre man]

ok 4 ppl r on a sinking ship (i dont mean to be racist cuz im not) a french guy a jamaican guy an american guy and a mexican guy sinse the ship is sinking they have to lose weight on the boat so the french guy throws a binch of croisants overboard they yelled y did u do that? dont worry we have plenty in my country so then the jamaican guy throws a bunch of wee off y did u do that? dont worry we have plenty of them in my coubtrey then the american guy throws the mexican guy off y did u do that? dont worry we have plenty of them in my country

[massacre man]

there are 3 carpenters one says look at the store i built the other says look at the skyscraper i built and it has great safety features to so the one who built it jumped off then all of a suden he flew back up another one jumps off and hits the ground and dies the carpenter who built the store said superman ur mean when ur drunk

[Killer Clown#1]

This little girl comes home from school one day and sees her dog dead laying on it's back with his legs spread open, the little girl walks up to her dad and asks why his legs are open."His legs are open so god can come in and take him to heaven". "oh" says the little girl,"well momy almost died the other day because I walked into the bedroom and she had her legs spread open and she was yelling"oh jesus I'm cuming" and if it was'int for the mail-man she would have died:D get it:D

[Killer Clown#1]

Originally posted by massacre man
there are 3 carpenters one says look at the store i built the other says look at the skyscraper i built and it has great safety features to so the one who built it jumped off then all of a suden he flew back up another one jumps off and hits the ground and dies the carpenter who built the store said superman ur mean when ur drunk

good one:D

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ok guys you have too, imagine this one k..

a guy loses one of his arm in a nasty accident,,,, so he realizes that his wife leaves him, he loses his job, so feeling bad,, he decides to commit suicide.. so he goes to the top floor of this building. and is about to jump, when he notices that this guy without both arms, is dancing.. so he feels pissed and goes up to him and says, man i have one arm missing and i am gonna kill myself cause life sucks... and you have both arms missing and you are dancing.. so the guy goes who's dancing , my balls are itching... hahahahhahahahah love this one....:D