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The Washington Monument looks like that because of Washington's large...uh...well, you know dick Last edited by Sam The Egg; 09-02-2004 at 01:34 PM. 
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09-02-2004, 01:31 PM
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Like this?
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09-02-2004, 01:33 PM
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I can sneeze with my eyes open, although just barely open. I found this out when i was sneezing in the car and a car pulled out in front of me and i had to slam on the breaks.....it was pretty crazy...
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09-02-2004, 08:48 PM
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and i think ive also sneezed with my eyes somewhat open once, and ill tell ya.. it kinda hurt. i think it relates to that guy woh can blow air through his eyes, u know, nose, ears, mouth, eyes.. theyre all connected.
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There is a computer virus developed by a Russian programmer that can cause insanity if viewed by people.
testicles are not really a body part, but a symbiotic creature that developes in the scrotum. Newts are actually frogs that have been exposed to high heat during their meta morphisis. Planets other than earth do not really exist. the current view of the universe is a joint plot between the various governments of the world to keep people's minds off of what is going on on our planet. that is why "progress" on the "space station" is so slow. The sound stage that the lunar landings were filmed on burned down in the 80's which is why there have been no "return trips". All the photographs of mars' surface were shot in the Australian Outback.
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09-07-2004, 04:51 AM
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People that ignore this thread will have their testicles fall off.
if they are female, they will grow testicles.
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09-07-2004, 05:07 AM
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I thought this was funny, and somewhat on topic...
Subject: thank you; Because of all of you: I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains, and taking the acid build up off of batteries. I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS. I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because it causes cancer. I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to walk about seven blocks, for fear that someone might drug me with a perfume sample and then try to rob me. I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they will ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo. I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogen they contain may turn me gay. I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs. I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine. When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody, for fear that someone will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. I donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. That poor sick girl that was about to die in the hospital. Funny thing, she never seems to get any older. I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made, expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program. It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland. But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next ten seconds, a bird will crap on you today at 7:00 PM.
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09-07-2004, 05:12 AM
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That is a thing of beauty, movieman....:)
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09-07-2004, 06:25 AM
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Just doing what I can to help out.
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09-07-2004, 06:26 AM
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:)
There is a chain letter circling around that is tracked by a cult. Anyone who fails to foward it to 12 other people is hunted down by the cult and sacrificed.
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