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08-20-2004, 12:24 PM
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HaHa! My dad was a teacher. He took things from his students like all teachers do but he would forget to give the stuff back sometimes at the end of the school year. That's how I got a new Sony walkman when I was in junior high!!
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08-20-2004, 12:27 PM
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Ahhhh... the wonderful things they teach you in schools these days.... Censorship... Oppression...Squashing of individuality....turning a blind eye to people's suffereing when kids are being picked on....
And all of this by teachers who couldnt teach to save their life. Any teacher i had that i actually LEARNED from was never an asshole like this. Strictness is one thing, i was always cool wtih that. Its "Do as I say" and then not learnign a fauckign thing from them that pissed me off. Not every teacher can be Stingy Jack, but shit, they should be TRYING....
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08-20-2004, 01:07 PM
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You are my life I love you Brittany "Then i'm gonna get a keychain attached to my balls so i always know where my keys and my balls are" - Dennis Leary The end of loss brings a new world order In society, the government lables us "Americans" to represent ourselves In a land of non-freedom With the "Freedom" of speech, we still get denied our rights to speak our mind Nothing but a bunch of old time fascists wanting nothing more than to stop the idea of ideas. Ideas build us, build us inside Everyday someones getting stuck in a cell for a crime they did not commit Since when is opinion against the law, against the rights of society?
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08-20-2004, 02:47 PM
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When I was in school, I remember ordering the "squished dead rat" and "cut-off ear" props from Fangoria magazine. One afternoon, I brought the rat to school and placed it beneath the open cover of the teacher's textbook while she was out in the hall (this was 9th grade physical science). Anyway, class begins and she comes in to move her textbook and SCREAMS when she sees the rat (complete with dangling intestines). Suffice it to say, she took that up.
Next day, I tried the cut-off ear. Unfortunately, the teacher was wise to me at this time. She simply peeked under her textbook and said: "And here we have a hairy ear." She took that, too. Luckily I got both back at the end of the week. Stuff I take from my students: Cell phones, mostly. They sit in class and text-message like there's no tomorrow. They're not even supposed to have them in the school. Took up a trick lighter once that gives some sucker a shock when he tries to light it. I played with that all day before returning it to the student the next day. Ballcaps. Tons and tons of ballcaps. They're not allowed on school campus. Took up a small, rubber basketball today. They were bouncing it at each other. Turned out it was one of my 10th grader's baby's toys. A self-inflating whoopee cushion. That one was fun to play with too. Laser-light pens. Those aren't so common, but they're annoying as hell when they come out. Never had a student wearing an unacceptable shirt, though I had to send several girls to the office for wearing extremely short skirts or showing too much cleavage. That's all I can think of right now. :D
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Never got much taken away. Only a nice powerful magnet cause I had it in the computer labs, not good for them computers. But I was always hassled by the assistant principle because of my hair. I've had it all different colors, horns, big spikes, and mohawks. That bitch though tried to get me in trouble for having leopard spots, but she had nothing on me and knew it so nothing ever happened with that. Still a pain in the ass though to keep getting hassled because thats not how she would let her kids express themselves.
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Well actually I'm not a teacher, but at the daycare, I have taken away a pretty racy pic of an erect man on a card from a little boy :eek:
The teachers wouldn't let me throw it out lol! Yugio cards......Pokemon cards.not allowed at our school.......marbles and various toys over fights, a cap gun, lighters.........etc etc......bandanas are also banned at school because of the gang association..and I have had to tell ten year old girls to put cover up many times when they try emulating Britanny spears............ Also sometimes they steal craft items to take on the playground as weapons..........pins......whatever they can find.....
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You are my life I love you Brittany "Then i'm gonna get a keychain attached to my balls so i always know where my keys and my balls are" - Dennis Leary The end of loss brings a new world order In society, the government lables us "Americans" to represent ourselves In a land of non-freedom With the "Freedom" of speech, we still get denied our rights to speak our mind Nothing but a bunch of old time fascists wanting nothing more than to stop the idea of ideas. Ideas build us, build us inside Everyday someones getting stuck in a cell for a crime they did not commit Since when is opinion against the law, against the rights of society?
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