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			What a bargain ! I don't know. There's something kind of unsettling about a doctor who auctions off cosmetic surgery services online. LOL 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			"Dr nick, You used a fork and knife to perform open heart surgery!" 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			"But I wiped them off on my napkin..." 
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			I'm gona try and sell a fart in a jar, after a hot curry.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Conan O'Brien had a guy on that sold his virginity on eBay for $11,000!  :eek: 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	I'm gonna list my virginity on eBay. (I'm not a virgin, but I AM a guy, so who's gonna know the difference. I could just get there and fumble around like I had never seen one of those things before.) Hmm... Maybe I should make the listing for my virginity + a bonus gift. That way when they catch crabs, I can say 'Oh yeah. That's your bonus gift.' This is a good idea. I should try to list it in a Dutch auction with a quantity of 50 just to see how that goes... (I'd feel sorry for whoever gets me last though. They'd be getting burnt with a disease for sure.) Oh well though, that's just too bad for them. There's a sucker born every minute and if they're willing to fork over cash for my "virginity" + bonus gift, who am I to turn them down?  | 
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			Burnt with disease? Are you THAT dirty, bwind?....:eek: :eek:  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			What do you do if a big, fat , hairy sweaty she-male wins? 
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