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| Turkey or Chicken. White bird meat is delicious | 
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	3 | 27.27% | 
| Ham. It is so versatile! | 
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	1 | 9.09% | 
| Baloney. A man's meat. (Did I just say "a man's meat"?) | 
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	1 | 9.09% | 
| Salami. I like it spicy. | 
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	0 | 0% | 
| Roast Beef (Dark meat ........ is this turning into some sort of Freudian thing?) | 
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	1 | 9.09% | 
| Bacon. Nothing better than a good BLT | 
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	2 | 18.18% | 
| BBQ -- Shredded beef or pork. Doesn't matter as long as it is dripping with bar-b-que sauce. | 
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	3 | 27.27% | 
| Burger: Sloppy Joe, Hamburger, Meatball ... I don't give a shit. I need burger. | 
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	0 | 0% | 
| Voters: 11. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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			I find pastrami all gritty, like it's got sand mixed in with the meat.  Is it supposed to be like that??
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Only when you find the sandwich abandoned on the beach, you gross bastard.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Cold, Shaved Roast Beef....On a sub bun...With LOTS of tomatoes and pickles....Lettuce, mayonnaise, onions, black olives and green olives...Great...Now, I'm hungry
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			looks like bbq is the fave here atm.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Shit, looks like Orangestar and me are the only bacon lovers out there.... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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