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			Sell a screenplay. Direct a movie. Sell a story. Get some regular traffic on my site. Close on my fucking house so i can move in....  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			A nickel?!?! Whoa there, kemosabe... You trying to move me into another tax bracket?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Run naked through Wal-Mart screaming: "I'm gonna die!!"
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	FROM GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES AND LONG-LEGGED BEASTIES AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT, GOOD LORD DELIVER TO US! Old Scotch Invocation -- adapted by Stingy Jack Stingy's Horror DVD Collection  | 
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			This is a hard Question Because I chose to be imortal. I can't even deal with the fact that i am going to be 40. let alone that I will Die someday!! the way I have lived my life in the past you would think I couldn't wait to die!!!  You know living on the edge, Playing with fire, call it what you will!!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			my dad said if armageddon really happens then hes gonna get his gun and take care of some people
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Win an NMRO championship, run with the bulls, bullriding, tell my sister and mother what I really think of them.  SOme other things that cant be mentioned.....Oh yeah see Arioch and Bloodrayne finally meet.  LOL
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.  | 
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			If armageddon comes i can talk women into having sex with me...................hmm thats a good way to go actually! ;)
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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