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Old 04-29-2005, 10:07 AM
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i think he needs to work on some great pick up lines ..


hey, bebbeh ...

'are you tired, because i was thinking about you all day'


'if i told you that you had a beautiful body ... could i see it ?'

'roses are red,
violets are blue,
you have nice tits,
can i see them ?
BWAHA! that last one is great. I'm gonna start goin' up to chicks and using that one.
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:11 AM
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i think he needs to work on some great pick up lines ..


hey, bebbeh ...

'are you tired, because i was thinking about you all day'


'if i told you that you had a beautiful body ... could i see it ?'

'roses are red,
violets are blue,
you have nice tits,
can i see them ?
You are quite the poet.:)
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:19 AM
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:19 AM
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You are quite the poet.:)

lemme tell you my son .. these lines are the real thing !!
I've used them for 30 years and i've been laid .. lemme see ...

2 times now !


ok .. one was my hand and the other was a watermelon ...

but i'm telling you .. the lines worked !!!
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:50 AM
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worst line I ever heard was:
"hey baby, you got any indian in you?
want some?"
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:55 AM
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lemme tell you my son .. these lines are the real thing !!
I've used them for 30 years and i've been laid .. lemme see ...

2 times now !


ok .. one was my hand and the other was a watermelon ...

but i'm telling you .. the lines worked !!!
Ya gotta try the good ole American apple pie.
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:57 AM
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Ya gotta try the good ole American apple pie.
i really really really never understood that one.
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Old 04-29-2005, 11:15 AM
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Quote:
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i think he needs to work on some great pick up lines ..


hey, bebbeh ...

'are you tired, because i was thinking about you all day'


'if i told you that you had a beautiful body ... could i see it ?'

'roses are red,
violets are blue,
you have nice tits,
can i see them ?
Ahh if you are going to use bad pick-up lines then get them right.

Its "Baby are you tired, because you have running through my mind all day".

Anyways dude, it never happens when you dwell on it. Best thing to do is stay busy, get into something active, and the next thing you know your calling her up for the first date. If your just sitting around sulking about it, probably won't happen. Get out life is good...sex will come soon enough.
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Old 04-29-2005, 11:20 AM
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Ahh if you are going to use bad pick-up lines then get them right.

Its "Baby are you tired, because you have running through my mind all day".

Anyways dude, it never happens when you dwell on it. Best thing to do is stay busy, get into something active, and the next thing you know your calling her up for the first date. If your just sitting around sulking about it, probably won't happen. Get out life is good...sex will come soon enough.

oh brother...
i got all 3 wrong on purpose.

didnt anyone else get it ?
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Old 04-29-2005, 11:26 AM
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oh brother...
i got all 3 wrong on purpose.

didnt anyone else get it ?
Yeah.....sure you did....:rolleyes:








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