Thought Provoking

[Dude Guadalupe]

Originally Posted by bloodrayne

But...In Return Of The Living Dead, all of the body parts work independently of the brain...Hmm

Return was more of a spoof, I think.

[stubbornforgey]

next time one passes my door..
I will ask him.

I think they do cos this one time..a zombie walked past my
bedroom door and there was toilet paper hanging from the back of her
jama pants..so i had to yell..
MUMMMMMM..theres toilet paper hanging from the back of your jama pants'!!

[Dante'sInferno]

Yeah,they act all retarded when humans are around then they eat them,after that there like,GOD DAMN!MY ASS HURTS!Then they run to the nearest restroom and unload...and their all like..........................









HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shadow]

So if their organs don't work, how the hell do they do anything? You say the only functioning organ is their brain but in order for their brain to work surely they have to be breathing and their heart pumping blood but their dead right so ummm OK I'm lost. I guess they die as humans and are kinda re-born as zombies right?

[stubbornforgey]

Originally Posted by Shadow

So if their organs don't work, how the hell do they do anything? You say the only functioning organ is their brain but in order for their brain to work surely they have to be breathing and their heart pumping blood but their dead right so ummm OK I'm lost. I guess they die as humans and are kinda re-born as zombies right?

do you know nothing about zombies..?? :rolleyes:
Zombies don't die..
they just go home to mama in memphis :D

[novakru]

I didn't have time to read this whole thread.
Very interesting subject!

My 2 cents is the brains they eat just oozes outta them...from you know...orfices.
If someone else already said this, sorry.

hmm this is a good question-the zombie is a body that is animated for the sole purpose of consumption. The body of a zombie does not regenerate, it is not necessary for a zombie to regenerate cellular structure as it simply will run until it loses it's head or is disabled (unable to move due to loss of limbs).

No they do not poop. They have no metabolic process, only a curse/spell/prophetic agenda powering them.

Originally Posted by Angra

I'm pretty sure they just shit their pants on a regular basis.


Or at least that's what i've heard. :)

hehe that's funny :)

Okay I thought about it...

After a zombies stomach is full and he or she keeps eating, their stomach must just explode. If that happens, all future swallowed stuff will seep out and fill the body cavity.

It does seem logical that they'd then definitely have to burst at some point. I say unless you kill them, they will eat till they burst.

[Disease]

Zombies just shit themselfs constantly , out of all oraphesas....