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Old 02-13-2007, 08:22 AM
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chuck norris vs. steven segull
who would win....i think just because people make funny jokes about chuck(i would like everyone to post some chuck norris jokes)

doenst mean he can fight
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Old 02-13-2007, 09:13 AM
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chuck norris is fighting a bird?

Birds can fly, so I'm going with the seagull.
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Old 02-13-2007, 09:36 AM
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chuck norris is fighting a bird?

Birds can fly, so I'm going with the seagull.
But what if Chuck has a Winchester? Chuck has everything, he's armed and dangerous
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:11 AM
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But what if Chuck has a Winchester? Chuck has everything, he's armed and dangerous
You're right, Chuck Norris is so potent that he can drop a bird in flight by pointing at it and saying "BANG":D
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:15 AM
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Chuck Zito would kick both their asses.

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Old 02-13-2007, 11:58 AM
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Chuck Norris fist!


(and Chuck Z would kick both of thier asses, I agree.I think he already kicked Van Dammes ass once)
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Old 02-13-2007, 02:42 PM
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Who the fuck voted for Steven segale
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Old 02-13-2007, 03:06 PM
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Who the fuck voted for Steven segale
Who the fuck voted at all?
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Old 02-13-2007, 05:56 PM
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Chuck Norris is still in great shape.

Steven Seagal is fat!
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Old 02-13-2007, 06:11 PM
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This Chuck would kick the shit out of both of them!!!

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