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can't get enough gore 02-13-2007 08:22 AM

chuck norris vs. steven segull
 
who would win....i think just because people make funny jokes about chuck(i would like everyone to post some chuck norris jokes)

doenst mean he can fight

Roderick Usher 02-13-2007 09:13 AM

chuck norris is fighting a bird?

Birds can fly, so I'm going with the seagull.

ShankS 02-13-2007 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Roderick Usher (Post 551769)
chuck norris is fighting a bird?

Birds can fly, so I'm going with the seagull.

But what if Chuck has a Winchester? Chuck has everything, he's armed and dangerous

Roderick Usher 02-13-2007 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShankS (Post 551774)
But what if Chuck has a Winchester? Chuck has everything, he's armed and dangerous

You're right, Chuck Norris is so potent that he can drop a bird in flight by pointing at it and saying "BANG":D

newb 02-13-2007 10:15 AM

Chuck Zito would kick both their asses.

http://images.bestwebbuys.com/muze/b...0312320213.jpg

pinkerton 02-13-2007 11:58 AM

Whats the fastest way to a womans heart?



Chuck Norris fist!


(and Chuck Z would kick both of thier asses, I agree.I think he already kicked Van Dammes ass once)

Disease 02-13-2007 02:42 PM

Who the fuck voted for Steven segale

The_Return 02-13-2007 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Disease (Post 551880)
Who the fuck voted for Steven segale

Who the fuck voted at all?

paws the great 02-13-2007 05:56 PM

Chuck Norris is still in great shape.

Steven Seagal is fat!

kpropain 02-13-2007 06:11 PM

This Chuck would kick the shit out of both of them!!!

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6...ound5onfg0.jpg


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