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				Anyone here ever make a coffin ?
			 
			
			
			I lost the number of the guy I talked to about making me one once before. I'm not King Woodshop, but figure it can't be too hard to do. Anyone ? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Apparently when the sarcasm rains around here, we all got wet. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Getting one the old fashioned way would be too much work (esp to clean out the inside). I am not burying a hamster/bird/kitten/midget/bunny etc. I need to make as a prop for a film. I figured tonight would be a good night to get started on it since I'm not getting anything else done right now. CK  | 
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			If you don't mind forkin' over thirty bucks... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			http://www.casketfurniture.com/items...y_coffins.html 
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			Me thinks it would depend on how simple or extravagent you want it to look. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			A simple pine box type coffin, such as those seen in spagetti style westerns, would be quite simple to make. One of a modern standard I think would be quite difficult. Especially if your not a carpenter. I would think though that a qualified cabinetmaker could build one for you. Perhaps you may be able to rent one from a local mortcian. Seriously. 
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			Thanks, guys. Between these and plans I got in a PM, I should be all set. And I thought I'd get nothing done today :D  The inlay patterns on the sides add a real nice touch to it. I wouldn't have thought of it. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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