How do you get a girlfriend?

[urgeok]

well, there is one thing we forgot :

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Nyder
Hmm. A wedding ring, a car, money, being likable... That is an awful lot of effort.

Well back to the drawing board. :p

you could always lurk down at the local lake, and search for a discarded doll.

[ShankS]

or there's always party doll, she'll let you chuck her in the swiming pool, whilst you get drunk with your mates at the late bbq party....and you get no back chat, how cool is that :D

then take her home for a rub down.

[urgeok]

just dont get caught by your mom like shanksie !

[ShankS]

Originally posted by urgeok
just dont get caught by your mom like shanksie !

oh comon now, I aint gona use no cheap rubber thing like that... I want proper realistic firmness... you seen 'Love Object' now thats the sort of dollie thats real like.

:p

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by Marroe
I hate guys with cars

;)

Originally posted by barbra
you say you live in california???

Originally posted by bloodrayne
If a girl likes you BECAUSE you have "a good paying job and a fast fancy car"....You need a different girl....

Originally posted by ShankS
more like she'll love the car......

Originally posted by Angra
You are so wise..

Can anyone take a joke? Do I always have to put a J/K or a :rolleyes: after every joke post. Of course a girl won't like you, if you have a fancy Car or a good paying job

[ClassicHorror]

Originally posted by The STE
take her to a fancy restaurant, act like whatever boring shit she's saying is the most interesting thing you've ever heard, then ask if you can put your penis into her vagina

Stop copying South Park, lmao.

[ChEEbA]

Can anyone take a joke? Do I always have to put a J/K or a after every joke post. Of course a girl won't like you, if you have a fancy Car or a good paying job

I guess when your primary form of "communication" is through either lame insults, or unfunny attempted sarcasm, it makes it a little hard to tell with you, Sedanus.

[kung-fu-jesus]

ok first off you need some major confidence, second how old are you. you need to learn how to communicat with chicks, its really not that hard. bar hopping is a good thing. try someone you know you have something in common with first. dating isnt really that hard. try to be original. for a first date dont take her to dinner and a movie. i wouldnt really recomend dating a
co-worker its to much of a risk. look for potential dates in places where you go often. a potental date could happen at any time. be prepaired for the worst, first dates dont always go that well. dont be nervious, if you are dont show it. girls like a guy who has his shit together, and confidence is key. dont be to cocky or to shy. they a double date, if it starts to suck you still got your friend for back up( try to have the friend be a girl. double dating may sound stupid but if you trully fuck up you will probibly be able to learn something either form your friend(it is key that the friend is a girl) or from watching the other guy). be funny. dont be a fucking chicken, but dont be to daring. let some of your friends set youup on some dates, if it all goes bad at least you will get some much needed practice. talk and make damn sure you listento every thing the girl has to say(every thing, no matter how boaring it gets). being to smooth is not good.


so basicly just get of your ass, get out there and make yourself avlible.


good luck

P.S. if you do gat lucky chicks love good fourplay.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
I guess when your primary form of "communication" is through either lame insults, or unfunny attempted sarcasm, it makes it a little hard to tell with you, Sedanus.

How long did it take you to come up with that? You would be thinking of anus, because you love to suck em'. Don't you?