Religion

[cheebacheeba]

I read this the other day and (sorry if it's old news to anyone but...) I seriously think everyone NEEDS to observe this:

Religion is like a penis
It's fine to have one, and it's ok to be proud of it.
It's best you don't whip it out in public, and please don't shove it down the throats of any children.

There is is, just thought I'd share.

[Despare]

Originally Posted by cheebacheeba

I read this the other day and (sorry if it's old news to anyone but...) I seriously think everyone NEEDS to observe this:

Religion is like a penis
It's fine to have one, and it's ok to be proud of it.
It's best you don't whip it out in public, and please don't shove it down the throats of any children.

There is is, just thought I'd share.

Oh Cheebs, come on out from under your bridge. Stop shoving your anti-religious views down my throat. If Religion is like a penis, then your ramblings are like some sort of strap-on lubricated with salty, slimy schmeck. :p

[cheebacheeba]

hAHA, yeah, but I can take the strap-on off, eh?

[Despare]

Originally Posted by cheebacheeba

hAHA, yeah, but I can take the strap-on off, eh?

Sure, but the penis folk can simply wear pants. :)

[cheebacheeba]

Exactly.
I think that's what it's getting at.
Pants.

[Despare]

Originally Posted by cheebacheeba

Exactly.
I think that's what it's getting at.
Pants.

I agree... pants.

[TheWickerFan]

Originally Posted by cheebacheeba

I read this the other day and (sorry if it's old news to anyone but...) I seriously think everyone NEEDS to observe this:

Religion is like a penis
It's fine to have one, and it's ok to be proud of it.
It's best you don't whip it out in public, and please don't shove it down the throats of any children.

There is is, just thought I'd share.

Agreed.

[Varrick]

Hey, don't be giving the penis a bad name by associating it with religion!

That is funny, but really, it is a worse problem than you might imagine.
Have you read any books by Sam Harris?
You should be able to check out of the library,"The End Of Faith".
Or buy it used on Amazon.
It might sound goofy, but the importance of people understanding what this book brings to light, cannot be overstated.

[novakru]

LMAO
good thread

[wufongtan.]

Originally Posted by cheebacheeba

It's best you don't whip it out in public, and please don't shove it down the throats of any children..

Yeah, save that for the public school teachers. As they have a higher rate of pedophilia than religious folk.