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cheebacheeba 10-30-2010 08:02 AM

Religion
 
I read this the other day and (sorry if it's old news to anyone but...) I seriously think everyone NEEDS to observe this:

Religion is like a penis
It's fine to have one, and it's ok to be proud of it.
It's best you don't whip it out in public, and please don't shove it down the throats of any children.

There is is, just thought I'd share.

Despare 10-30-2010 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheebacheeba (Post 879415)
I read this the other day and (sorry if it's old news to anyone but...) I seriously think everyone NEEDS to observe this:

Religion is like a penis
It's fine to have one, and it's ok to be proud of it.
It's best you don't whip it out in public, and please don't shove it down the throats of any children.

There is is, just thought I'd share.

Oh Cheebs, come on out from under your bridge. Stop shoving your anti-religious views down my throat. If Religion is like a penis, then your ramblings are like some sort of strap-on lubricated with salty, slimy schmeck. :p

cheebacheeba 10-30-2010 09:42 AM

hAHA, yeah, but I can take the strap-on off, eh?

Despare 10-30-2010 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheebacheeba (Post 879419)
hAHA, yeah, but I can take the strap-on off, eh?

Sure, but the penis folk can simply wear pants. :)

cheebacheeba 10-30-2010 09:55 AM

Exactly.
I think that's what it's getting at.
Pants.

Despare 10-30-2010 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheebacheeba (Post 879421)
Exactly.
I think that's what it's getting at.
Pants.

I agree... pants.

TheWickerFan 10-30-2010 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheebacheeba (Post 879415)
I read this the other day and (sorry if it's old news to anyone but...) I seriously think everyone NEEDS to observe this:

Religion is like a penis
It's fine to have one, and it's ok to be proud of it.
It's best you don't whip it out in public, and please don't shove it down the throats of any children.

There is is, just thought I'd share.

Agreed. http://aworldofprogress.com/wp-conte...religulous.jpghttp://bloodytheater.files.wordpress...us_camp2_1.jpg

Varrick 10-30-2010 12:00 PM

Religion
 
Hey, don't be giving the penis a bad name by associating it with religion!

That is funny, but really, it is a worse problem than you might imagine.
Have you read any books by Sam Harris?
You should be able to check out of the library,"The End Of Faith".
Or buy it used on Amazon.
It might sound goofy, but the importance of people understanding what this book brings to light, cannot be overstated.

novakru 10-30-2010 03:36 PM

LMAO
good thread

wufongtan. 10-30-2010 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheebacheeba (Post 879415)
It's best you don't whip it out in public, and please don't shove it down the throats of any children..

Yeah, save that for the public school teachers. As they have a higher rate of pedophilia than religious folk.


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